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Joe

9 out of 10 get socked in the nose...

About Me

"Jesus was the only One that ever raised the dead, and He shouldn't have done it. He thrown everything off balance. If He did what He said, then it's nothing for you to do but throw away everything and follow Him, and if He didn't, then it's nothing for you to do but enjoy the few minutes you got left the best way you can--by killing somebody or burning down his house or doing some other meanness to him. No pleasure but meanness."

My Interests

Being an old man, & partaking in old man activities.

I'd like to meet:

Other spooky people...

Music:

GG Allin, Assück, Big Black, Gang Green, Reatards, Digital Leather, At the Gates, Negative FX, Screamers, Memento Mori, Born Against, Converge, Slapshot, Sham 69, Armitage Shanks, DYS, Pentagram, Hasil Adkins, Crom, His Hero Is Gone, Bananas, Monsters, Jerry's Kids, Dwarves, Spooky Old Kid Records

Movies:

Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Night of the Living Dead, Kissed, Warriors, Evil Dead Trap, Cemetery Man, Frankenstein, Throne Of Blood, Band of Outsiders, Down by Law, The 400 Blows, Taxi Driver, Robocop, Master Killer, Battle Angel, Planet of the Apes, Young Poisoner's Handbook, The Master of the Flying Guillotine, Shock 'Em Dead, HOLY SHIT!!!

Television:

Twilight Zone, Addams Family, & the A-Team

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, Everything That Rises Must Converge, Monkey, The Giving Tree, Lords of Chaos, Monkey VS Robot, Alice & Wonderland, American Psycho, The Ballad Of The Whiskey Robber, John Collier, Edgar Allen Poe, Flannery O'Connor, and my Mom's Cookbook

Heroes:

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My Blog

PEE YOO!!! PEW PEW...

Ok, so after a 2 year absence from blogging, I finally have something to add here. This morning found me at my regular physical therapy appointment as it has for the last month.  A typical day c...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST

Wholly FUc k#1..,supër style e'ven...

Ok, so this morning while sleepily waking up I have this dream that involves bad customers at work, but it was a fun work dream. We caught them shoplifting, & I got to laugh in my dream and make c...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't feel so good....

....my eyes look like uncooked greasy bacon, my back feels like it's cushioned with burnt marshmellows, I drip out of my nose every time i get excited about telling a story, and all my scars glow with...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST