I am a waterfall bursting with eagerness; roving, then succumbing like a red fish...even after the hook jagged me in the eye.
Words fall out of my mouth like lotto balls - sequence unpredictable, winning combination rare.
Uh, I: talk too much, but sometimes not at all; am socially awkward; may come across as an asshole...I play too much; am not serious; am easily distracted by packaging and shiny things; am a workaholic; am a neat freak; think sleep is a waste if time; cut my own hair; like to get loose, but am slowly getting over it as the years progress. And, a bunch of other stuff.
Moriah Conquering Wind rearranged some of my organs and gave me an above average immune system (a fortiori?) back in the '70's. Thus making me a bit paranoid 'cause they've hepped-up the 'ol inserting-RFIDs-into-people trick (especially kids and newborns) around that time. Then again, why me? I ain't nobody special...I'm like everybody else - an unfathomable being having a human experience.
people = interesting
punctuality = beautiful
motivation = pulchritudinous
I have two kitties, Joey and Earl. They like to puke on stuff.
Hmm, I like: simple, yet eccentric words like chortle, subfusc and snarky; watching TV with the sound off; sunny mornings...and rainy ones too; a tidy abode; drawing; skateboarding; playing the boom-booms; making things; and, a bunch of other stuff.
Well, I don't like: raw tomatoes; onions; officiousness; the lights left on; wasted food; people who just hang-up at the end of a phone conversation - say "goodbye" or "bye-bye" or even stupid-ass "peace" or something. And, a bunch of other stuff.
I use big words and Latin phrases to appear all smart-like.
I really don't care if I never wake up again.
Fairy-tales and folklore are as real as history books.
I feel weird talking about myself.
*eat dirt and go here*
