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About Me

I don't talk TO people; I talk THROUGH people.

My Interests

Redefining heroism in a post 9/11 age.... Push ups. Sit ups. Squat Thrusts. Deltoid Flys. A little cardio of course. Power Moves. Online Chess. Non-Fiction. The Board. Hair loss. Jazz. Black coffee. Quaint towns like Portsmouth, Newburyport, Rockport, and Salem. Riding a bike (with gears thank you). Hating. Bossanova. Weddings. Fresh bread. Other Stuff.

Music:

Duke Ellington. Charles Mingus. Sagat. Pharrell. D'Angelo. Prince. Gil Scott Heron. The new Deerhoof record is pretty good. The new Shins album isn't unfortunately.

Movies:

Casablanca. Bullets Over Broadway. Sweet and Lowdown. Midnight Cowboy. Billy Madison.

Television:

is pretty good actually... Everyone loves The office and Arrested Development-so do I. Everybody loves Raymond-so do I. Charlie Rose makes me feel smarter. I'll watch Colbert (even though his show is becoming less and less informative), Stewart, and Olberman too. And who doesn't love the delightful Fraiser and Niles Crane? I'd say that these days, my new favorite show is To Catch a Predator. It gets ya every time!

Books:

Currently Reading: The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner.

Heroes:

Masters of oratory. Innovators of rhetoric. Also: Harry Truman, Charles Lindbergh, Shirley Chisholm, Jeannette Rankin, Edward Murrow, and Martha Wash.

My Blog

I saw a post for

Mylanta chocolate chip mint ice cream on lifehacker.com today. It is pictured below. Looking at that disgusting green ice cream made me want a girlfriend. I'd totally make that stuff with her and r...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

That hot Revere Beach Sound...

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Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:22:00 PST

Myspace Etiquette

This is something that I'm not crazy about....You know when bands or dance nights throw up those "morning after" posts? It ain't workin baby. It's essentially a pleading advertisement to people that...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST

Not bulletin worthy, but it certainly needs to be said...

Maroon 5 is fucking GREAT. Let's not kid ourselves. I can only imagine what those guys are cooking up in the studio right now. More importantly, when is Mark McGrath coming out of retirement! It's...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

Paradise City

The following is a standard five paragraph persuasive essay like the one they teach you to write in high school. These lines come from the heart; please enjoy. As the cops poured into the loft aroun...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

Quick Politixxx

Seriously. This will be quick.So everyone's pooping on John Kerry's hogan in regards to his comment about getting an education or getting "stuck in iraq"...The best part about all of this (besides th...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

New York Blog .2

Good Morning.This is the second installment of my New York Blog. I think the word Blog sounds like something gross that comes out of your body, something you shouldn't do in public. This purpose of ...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST

New York Blog .1

Nothing interesting has happened to me yet. I did see Matt "Motherfucking" Lauer in Central Park however...While my old apartment (why is it old already? because I got kicked out!) was full of cockr...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST

I have nothing to talk to you about

i realized this last night at the bar. i don't know what it is; when im standing at a bar, i lose all ability to make small talk. then i look around, and see everyone flapping away about this and th...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:00:00 PST

Guitar Hero (not the game: the LIFE)

I couldn't say that it was the first time I've felt old, but it was definitely a moment that will stand out as some odd milestone. It happened last Saturday, as I was standing betwe...
Posted by The REAL Mr NI$E on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST