Wow...ouch..oh...fuck...shit |
I can't even find the words to fucking describe how shitty I am feeling right now, but to make a long story short, it's been a while since I have actually felt 100% shitty about something that doesn't...
Posted by Carly on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:30:00 PST |
No, really I dont get it. |
I don't understand why or how certain men love to jump to conclusions about a girl just because of something he's scene or heard that occured in her past. I've gotten the the line "girls like yo...
Posted by Carly on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:02:00 PST |
Please be some out of body experience and not another encounter with death... |
I don't know what the fuck was happening last night, but for some God-awful reason everything started spinning and I hit the ground while running. And it really could not have been too serious, ...
Posted by Carly on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST |
I dont mean to be one to whine and cry and be a big baby about shit.... |
But I"m going to whine and cry and be a big baby about shit right now.Every time I go to take a leak it feels like someone is fucking twisting a screwdriver up by fucking urinary tract, and it's drivi...
Posted by Carly on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST |
But I dont want to write about fabless business models, I want to write about flatulence |
So, I think I've changed my life goal again, and I've decided that I really just want to marry someone rich so that I don't have to work so that I can sit at home all day working on my doo-doo and but...
Posted by Carly on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST |
God, why the FUCK did I just do that? |
Yeah, running in the PM is never a good idea, A) because I've consumed a lot of bad food throughout the day and have to take the shit to end all shits as soon as I get back and B) I'll never be able t...
Posted by Carly on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:43:00 PST |
You know WHAT? |
Fuck this whole truth and analyzing situations and people shit I've been doing lately. See, I sort of made this little pact with myself that I would stop making a tasteless joke about everything and ...
Posted by Carly on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:30:00 PST |
Another speech youd wish Id swallow |
Is it December yet? It's getting cold and I'm starting to behave like a fucking child, so it must be soon. Today's the 13th, so I guess it's like two or so weeks away. I don't think ...
Posted by Carly on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST |
Violence is Violence...end of story |
Honestly, what's the difference between blowing up a thousand innocent people in the name "Radical Hula-Hoopers' Liberation Front" vs blowing up thousands of innocent people in the name of just being ...
Posted by Carly on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:38:00 PST |
Must love dogs my ass |
So tell me, dear, are you more of a cat person or a dog person? I don't know. Why don't you take the time to get to know me instead of asking me these stupid questions? ...
Posted by Carly on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST |
