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Hi im joe and if you wanna judge me then fuck off, if you wanna hate me then go get devoured by vermin, if you wanna be my freind then i will welcome you to my twisted yet entertaining world of fun and motherfucking magic(yay)!!!
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AUTOBIOGRAPHY
You probally want to know a little something about me. My full name is Joseph Lee Swackhammer and im 19 years old, 6'3, in pretty good shape, and i have green-blueish eyes. Well i was born on April 20th, 1988 at wilson hospital in broome county. The first 5 years of my life were alright but my father eventually was interduced to a drug we all know as cocaine and then my life changed. He became abusive towards My mother, older sister, and myself. Eventually my sister was shipped off to live with our grandmother to protect her but I still had to go thru it all. Around when I was eight years old it really got bad, the verbal abuse turned into beatings and my younger sister was born prematurly due to this. My father would call me names all the time like faggot and retard, swatted me in the back of the head, and beat me with a studded belt. Eventually my mom had enuff and one morning when i woke up (8-9 years old) i watched my dad go off to prison (thank you). You kno what I always say, FUCK HIM! Well my mom went into a depression and I lived with my grandmother for awhile. Eventually i went bak to my mother when i was 11-12 years old and things were alright. But there are some drawbacks like my brother. He was and still is a spitting image of our father, he's doing better now tho. He can't phsically abuse my mother and myself (or lrraine the youngest) cuz his age but he has a mouth. I moved to Bath from Owego at the start of 2006, didn't take me long to make freinds either. Eventually I was known pretty well in bath. I moved to a new house in hammonds port around the end of October. Its in the middle of nowhere and its gets pretty lonely up here. I drowned my emotions with heavy fucking music starting at the age of 6-7 years old. The band I grew up on was Pantera and i still love them to this day (RIP dimebag). Metal music is a big part of my life. I do like a little bit of punk too. i enjoy most forms of rock n' roll aswell. I have an obsession, when I start playing a good video game I can't stop until I've completed it (although i haven't played to much recently). The UPMOST important thing to me is my freinds, I love and cherish my freinds and would take a bullet for my closest ones and don't fuck with them or i will FUCK YOU UP!
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