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Chong Li

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am the Kumite champion. I beat many asses. One time I kicked this guy in the throat, and stood there to watch him die. I say intimidating one-liners and constantly flex my abnormally large pectoral muscles. I break those who break my records. I am weak in the gut, that is how Paredes suprised me...also, stay away from my RIGHT LEG.

My Interests

  • Stomping heads
  • Kumite
  • Taking headbands
  • Flexing my pecs
  • Cheering for myself
  • Throwing powder
  • Breaking ice blocks
  • I'd like to meet:

    Asses that need beating, bikers to stomp and take headbands from.

    Music:

    Bloodsport Soundtrack

    Movies:

    Bloodsport

    Television:

    KTLA 5 "Double the Van Dammeage" weekend theater featuring Bloodsport and Kickboxer that they used to play back in the mid 90's.

    Heroes:

    Chong Li