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smugglin homoerotic reptilian pornography, ea'in fried chicken wif you, crea'in stinky hijinx, dreamin about food, runnin all stealth-like across rooftops in the moonlight, huntin leprechauns, heartin stupid-lookin aminals, fakin seizures to get outta sticky situations, bakin cakes in tha shape of the mutha continent, crushin grapes with my toes and smearin em on people, bein a food slut, makin out, talkin in sweet accents, photoshoppin people's heads onto nudie pics, sportin wasted l.a. gears and nike cortez-es, bein a pervert, wearin purple dinosaur pants, drinkin the belgians, ea'in the rorr, dippin my home run pie in your chocorett, doin crap design, time souvenirrin, drawerin obscene drawerings, ea'in a mirr, makin sweet love to crazy gideon, rhymin cool words such as "you" with other words such as"you"...
milli vanilli, bent, fiamma fumana, yoshida brothers, ratatat, tristeza, the knife, bugz, doves, polar, mogwai, godspeed you black emperor, m83, bebel gilberto, hooverphonic, royksopp, tanghetto, magnet, bittersweet, bjorky, cure, the autumns, midsummer, thievery corporation, pia fraus, bethany curve, mellonova, metric, modest mouse, trespassers william, explosions in the sky, mojave 3, black box, mellowdrone, joy division, bobby brown, postal service, coastal, slowdive, dead can dance, lisa gerrard, barzin, rick attley, do make say think, esmerine, m.i.a., longwave, emiliana torrini, silver mt zion, lali puna, blonde redhead, sia, sneaker pimps, 8-bit, stina nordenstam, gotan project, digital underground, hollowphonic, set fire to flames, telegraph melts, cocteau twins, mono, dengue fever, midnight movies, goldfrapp, holden, stereolab, black sheep, concrete blonde, ulrich shnauss, nouvelle vague, radiohead, plastico, cameo, mojave3, red house painters, warsaw, interpol, disinterested, sigur ros, massive attack, readymade, devics, portishead, color filter.
just can't get enough: the true story of the chippendale's murders, spirited away, kill bill, i stand alone, billy elliot, being john malkovich, battle royale, shallow grave, the twilight samurai, bridge to terabithia, pan's labryinth, the host, warriors of heaven and earth, water, karate kid, la stanza del figlio, shaolin soccer, cutie honey, march of the penguins, neverending story, dancer in the dark, zatoichi, red shadow, goonies, city of god, lucas, kung fu hustle, pane e tulipani, hero, legend, house of flying daggers, ichi the killer, dream a little dream, fifth element, encino man, 28 days later, donnie darko "extended tears for fears remix" version, storytelling, best in show, chunking express, napoleon dynamite, uzumaki, memento, il postino, the cell, american psycho, bloodsport, reservoir dogs, mi vida loca, transformers the movie (the original from the 80s, not the shitty one out now).... or anything with the sassy tina yothers.
hot dogg ea'in contests, aminals interactin wif other aminals in action-packed sequences, chinee vs. chinee in cookin battle with fancy chinee ea'in a bell pepper, smartsy dorky glasses dudes 'sperimentin wif stuffs to prove or unprove stuffs, fast-food types talkin, wondershowzen!, ali g, aminal planet stuff, drawerings that move their moufs and make noiseys.
highlights, troll books, choose-your-own-adventure series, glo-worm posters and unicorn stickers featuring the art of lisa frank.
Larry H. Parker, Heavy D: tha ova-weight luvah mc, Takeru Kobayashi, Anthony Bourdain, Milli Vanilli, Bolo Yeung's man-titties, Crazy Gideon, Cal Worthington & his dog Spot.