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Antonio

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm 24, so I'm just young enough to still date girls as young as 18, but just old enough to remember when they still showed Charles in Charge. I like to learn new things, or improve at those things which I already know. I like playing and listening to music. I like to surf and skateboard. I don't like commercials, or anything from pop-culture since Michael Jackson turned white. I just graduated from UCSB. I have a BS in Environmental Studies.

My Interests

Stamp collecting.

I'd like to meet:

All physical manifestations of the Great Goddess. Girls of legal age (wink, wink).

Music:

I like classical, Brazilian jazz from the '60s, and '80s metal. But there is a shitload of good music out there that I like, too. Of course, it all pre-dates MTV. (And if it didn't, it still wouldn't be on it.)

Movies:

Rad, 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Television:

You mean them talkin' pictures?

Books:

I like reading about Eastern spirituality, as well as science. --But everything is cool, as long as you learn or feel something while you read it.

Heroes:

Bad Motherfuckers like Carl Sagan, Socrates, Paramahansa Yogananda, Sidartha Gautama, Emerson, Galileo, Isaac Newton, Leonardo da Vinci, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Michaelangelo and Einstein.

My Blog

Desperado

I don’t ever watch people kiss.  When they do, in movies, or on t.v., I look away.  I’m not even sure why.  I just can’t watch it.  Maybe it’s because those...
Posted by Antonio on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:23:00 PST

Blond Girl

To the blond girl that works at Dargan's: It's Brook, right? Hi, I'm Antonio. I'm sure you've seen me here before; my friends and I always come listen to the Irish music on Sundays.Anyway, I know you ...
Posted by Antonio on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:39:00 PST

Surfing the Catastrophe

   Over the last few days I've become aware of a twisted irony in my life. It seems that everybody in California is in a state of panic, fear, or at least extreme discomfort. The warm, dry S...
Posted by Antonio on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Dark Road Home

I left Isla Vista after dark. For the previous two hours or so I had been cooped-up in a small, dark-green carpeted living room of a quaint two bedroom house with five girls, discussing tomorrow's pre...
Posted by Antonio on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST

Midnight Homework

Here are the last two (of 17) answers of my homework. --This is what happens when you stay up too late doing your homework. 16. Since, due to the inherent flaws of capitalism, a county with zero popu...
Posted by Antonio on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

Girls Need Balls

I know you like me, there's no sense trying to deny it. You can sit as far away from me in class as you like, but I understand what you're trying to do. I know you want me to look at you, and I know y...
Posted by Antonio on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Girls vs. School

Ah, another schooltime crush. Is there anything better in life, than having a cute girl in your class? It actually makes you WANT to go to school. You see, it's been a while. Though environmental stu...
Posted by Antonio on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

At your Funeral

     I'm sorry I missed your viewing, and I'm sorry I missed the service at your church.      But Art and I were some of the first ones to arrive at the cemeter...
Posted by Antonio on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

Girls Make Me Dumb

It begins again. Just over a week into my newest fall quarter at UCSB and it's time for a drastic reappraisal of my personal life. All these women are driving me insane. Today, it started early in the...
Posted by Antonio on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:12:00 PST

Ph.D in Love

My professor is really hot. --Yes, I realize how that phrase is usually only uttered by moronic young girls of the blond persuasion. Which brings me to my point exactly: what the fuck is wrong with gi...
Posted by Antonio on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST