I are a bee-yutch! |
Soooo...Saturday night, my buddy, Amber, and I headed to a local bar to dig on the musical stylings of the brilliant band that is, Blue Mother Tupelo. The venue, local dive bar, Brackins, is about the...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:44:00 PST |
What's happenin'? |
What's happenin'?This is what's happenin' :-Yesterday, I saw the most ridiculous tattoo I have ever seen, which is saying quite a bit, as I make frequent trips to Dollywood, Mecca for the white trash ...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST |
Let's play! |
I am boredy, bored, bored, and feeling silly, silly, silly! A dangerous combination in my goofy little world.Let's play. You may ask me a question, any question, and I will answer it. I cannot, how...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST |
Twatum |
When I awakened this morning, I was having difficulity deciding between ways to feel sorry for myself. It was gloomy. I was sad. There was no trace of Juan Valdez to be found. ...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST |
Dear friends... |
Buddies,Thanks for the love and concern you've been hurling at me in my absence. Being referred to as a "crotch critter," a "cum-wrangling-two-bit-whore," a "protector of panty bugs," and a "gut...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST |
Frazzled! |
Your pal Jessie, is a bit of an idiot. You see, in a moment of weakness, when her dear friend, Flower, phoned to ask her to watch her three children for the next three days (she's busy on a movi...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:22:00 PST |
Today! |
Today I made a wise decision.Today I purchased Solomon Burke's new album, "Nashville."Today I feel like I can do good in the world.Today I purchased Solomon Burke's new album, "Nashville" for all of t...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:34:00 PST |
Why what is expelled from my vagina should be admired! |
Wyatt: Mom! Mom, mom, mom, mamamom!Me: Yes?Wyatt: Mom, I need a piece of paper and an envelope.Me: Sure. Why?Wyatt: I know what I'm gonna ask Santa for!Me:&nb...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST |
I may already be a winner! |
How Jessie is feeling today, as portrayed by her nephew, Ben:...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST |
Some important shit! |
We have heard about the election results.We know that K-Fed is now up for grabs, and that Ruby and Eleanor are involved in a brutal dispute over who should gain proprietary rights to his hepetitis inf...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST |
