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"ROB"

beer_barron

About Me

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.Im a gun enthusiast who donates to wildlife funds. Im computer literate and hate pc's. Im lazy but i dress in sporty clothes, I always think my butt looks big. Sometimes i fart when i hold a sneeze in. I look like i have a boner when im wearing jeans and sitting down.I never know where to hide a booger when i get one scratching my nose. I hate gravity. I have theories... I constantly regret that i didn't win the lottery. Oh and about that banana in my pocket..................................................... ............................................................ ..... .........................................Seriously?......... ....................................... ........................................................... OK lets go through the list, Im an aspiring; - writer/screenwriter, producer/director, journalist/media mogul, music composer/beatsmith, neuro-linguistic practioner, inventor/industrial designer, stunt driver, business owner, over-the-top philanthropist(the gun toting kind) ........................................................... I like to unwind by juggling sticks of fire around my head. ........................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes

My Interests

conservation, cures to cerebral anorexia, fitness of body and mind, movies, blading, martial arts, devil sticks, beatsmithing, audio engineering, inventing, industrial design, business administration, (corporate, trust, contract, trade practices, intelectual property) law, quantum physics, neuro-linguistic programming.

I'd like to meet:

well thats a good question, the weirdo who discovered you could drink cows milk.......the guy who named baba ganoush....... the pompus twat responsible for the word szzushgy...... that guy that saw bigfoot...... carl rove aka the puppet master..... a yokel..... night rider...... princess laya..... spiderman...... the directors of the carlyle group......the sorry son of a b*%ch that owns channel 31...... the inventor of the foam-doam.... dr. evil...... a negro. a feminist who thinks men should have equal rights too.

Music:

3 doors down, 311, a perfect circle, acdc, acoustic alcemy, aerosmith, air, american hi fi, angelo badalamenti, aphex twin, aphrodite, appollo 440, armand van heldan, asian dub foundation, audioslave, autechre, bare naked ladies, Basement Jaxx, baz lurhman, BB King, beck, ben harper, ben lee, Billy Joel, blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, bob marley, bonacci and wood, brooklyn funk essentials, busy bee, cake, cali agents, CASIOPIA, cat empire, chemical brothers, chief excel, cold chisel Bach, beethoven, mozart, spohr, tchaikovsky, vivaldi, clinic, cold, coldplay, counting crows, crash test dummies, crazy town, creed, crowded house, crystal method, curtis mayfield, daft punk, dead poetic, dilinja, dispatch, goldie, plump djs, sir mixalot, Dr. Octogon, dub war, dust brothers, eric clapton, everlast, exodus quartet, faith no more, Fat boy slim, filter, fingathing, Foo Fighters, fun lovin criminals, gappeq, Goa, gorrillaz, gota, green day, groove armada, guns and roses, house of pain, infected mushroom, jack johnson, janes addiction, jason mraz, Jimi Hendrix John Butler Trio, John Lennon , John Mayer, jose gonzalez, JXL, kid rock, Korn, kyoto jazz massive, Led Zeppelin, limp bizkit, linkin park, lunatic calm, Lynard Skynard, Marylin manson, masada, massive attack, Matchbox 20, MATT JAM LAMONT, men at work, metallica, Might Mighty BossTones, millionaire, Moby, Mr oiso, My Chemical Romance, nickelback, NIN, nirvana, Offspring, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, pepe deluxe, Pink Floyd, portishead, powder finger, prefuse 73, presidents of the united states, primus, prodigy, pulp fusion, rage against the machine, red hot chilli peppers, rednex, rem, richie valens, sablime, safri duo, santana, screw b, slayer, Smash Mouth, soundgarden, Space tribe, spoon, staind, static-x, steppen wolf, Stone Temple Pilots, sum 41, tenacious d, the avalanches, the eagles, the frost project, the shadows, the strokes, the verve, they might be giants, thievery corporation, third eye blind, thirsty merc, tibet project, tom petty, Tool, train, tricky, twelve monkeys, u2, unkle cracker, war, white zombie, ZZ Top, 9th wonder and buckshot, 504 boys, 1200 techniques, A Tribe Called Quest, aesop rock, afro man, after hours, all natural, aotearoa, beasty boys, beat nuts,, Bias B, BIG, big daddy kane, Big L,, big tymers, BINGETHINKERS,, bizzybone, black eyed peas, blackalicious, blackthought, Bliss N Eso, bone thugs, braintax, brother ali, bubba sparx, busta rhymes, butterfingers, camp lo, camron, canibus,, capone and noreaga, Cardinal Official, chali 2na, Chicano Rap West Coast Gambinos, choclair, Clandestien, common, control machete,, cotton mouth kings, Crime Mob , cross bred mongrels, cypress hill, D12, d'angelo,, daz dillinga, De La Soul, dead prez,, Deltron 3030, delinquent habits, digable planets, dj green lantern, dj nugz, DJ Premier, Dj Rectangle, dj samrai, DJClue, dr dre,, eazy E, eminem,, epmd, eric b, funkdoobiest, Funkoards, gangstarr, gerardo, ghostface, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, grim, Guru -, Hieroglyphics, hilltop hoods, ice cube, Ice-T, Immortal Technique, Jase Connection, jedi mind tricks, John Reuben, jungle brothers, jurrasic 5, kane and able, Kanye West, kid frost, killa kela, knoc trurnal, koolism, kottonmouth kings, krazy bone, krs one, Kurupt, lost boys, ludacris, M-1, mack 10, makaveli, matty b, mellow man ace, Method Man, MF Doom, mf grimm,, mistikal, mobb deep, molotov, mos def, muph n plutonic, Muph, nas, nate dogg, natural causes, naughty by nature, necro, noreaga, nwa, obie trice, ol dirty bastard, onyx, OuterSpace, outkast, outlawz, Pegz, pharcyde, pharoah monch, phat joe, Plastilina Mosh, Plutonic Lab, poetic ammo, poetic hustlaz, Proof, Q tip, rahzel, Rakwon the chef, rapin 4 tay, rebel mc, redman, reefa, rhyme poetic mafia, roots manuva, ruff ryders, RZA, sage francis, scarface, scribe, sniper, snoop, souls of mischief,, southpark mexican, sticky fingaz, sway & kingtech, swollen members, T.I, talib kweli, tech n9ne, terra firma, terror squad, the argonauts, the firm, the high and mighty, the roots, three six mafia, Timbaland, Tony touch, Train Of Thought, truth hurts, tupac, twista, two up, tyrese, warren g, wax poetic, wutang, xzibit,

Books:

i assure you i read

Heroes:

the inventor of womens jelly wrestling, The sport of kings.

My Blog

people complain to much

Is it me or has the title "comedy film" really taken a turn for the worst, thats all I have to say on the matter, again steering away from the typical blogger, yes I am superior to them, maybe not you...
Posted by "ROB" on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:07:00 PST

Another day another funny story

Another day another funny story. Whats the funny story you ask, jeese how do you people find me I'm just trying to have a drug fueled rant in peace, but if you must know then you'll have to wait till ...
Posted by "ROB" on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:56:00 PST

Don’t you just hate it when....

Dont you just hate it when you forget to wear underpants, well I don't have that problem but if your laughing please have mercy on your pants, and be extra careful when you fart. Now I know what you...
Posted by "ROB" on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:43:00 PST