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OnE MaN ARmY

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About Me

ONEI'm a quiet and withdrawn person, very anti-social to the point where it's almost a medical condition. I usually walk with my held held low, keeping to myself, and I avoid eye contact as much as possible. I won't talk to you unless I know you, and even then, I only speak in short phrases or give you one word answers.I guess one of the very few things I like about myself is my creativity. I am a Poet. I've been writing poetry since about the year 2000 I think, maybe sooner. I mostly write the dark stuff, but also the occasional love poem has come out of me. Last year I self published a book of poetry named SCARS. I am currently working on a new book of poetry, this time featuring Disturbed Nursery Rhymes.I like to read books. Everything from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, to Dean Koontz and his Odd Thomas novels, to Stephanie Meyer and her Twilight Series of vampire books. I also enjoy some of the classics like Beowulf and Dante's Inferno. I like fantasy books like J. R. R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings and Andrzej Sapkowski's The Last Wish. One day, I hope to get around to reading Edward E. Howard's Conan series. I'm also interested in reading about Norse Mythology.TWOShe's Exactly My Brand of HeroinFrom Dust to Ashes, the thoughts of her shakes the foundation of my mind, the mere taste of her leaves a warm sensation on the tip of my tongue. I breathe her in, I take her into my arms, the world slowly drifts away to a dimly lit place, a far off majestic castle, where we are the rulers and our very hearts our severants. She picks up what breaks away from me, stitching me together with needle and thread. My fears drift from the hollow trees growing in my soul when I see her smile like the moon at midnight.In A World Where I Am The Empty Void of Space, You Are My StarsTHREE Check out my book of dark poetry, SCARS .Also check out my deviantART page, at DedHedPoet .For some musical distortion, check out my "band" at D3DH3DPO3T
You Are an Alien
You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world.
You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like.
Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain
Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans
You play well with: Zombies What Kind of Monster Are You?

My Interests

Pancakes [The Mothership you call IHOP will be coming to take me home soon!], Poetry, Music, Art, Photography, Video Games, Books with pages and werds, Books with just pretty shiny pictures, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Metalocalypse, Vampires, DOOM, Invader Zim's Philosophy on World Domination, Mental Disorders especially the one currently taking residence in my brain, Evil Gnomes, and Zombies that work in retail.

I'd like to meet:

God would probably be pretty interesting to talk to. I would love to have a few drinks with Jesus. What? He turned water into wine. Don't tell me the Man didn't know how to party.

Music:

DETHKLOK, Slayer, OTEP, KoRn, NIN, System of a Down, Evanescence, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Fear Factory, Project 86, ZAO, Cold, Static-X, Soil, Dope, Type O Negative, Disturbed, Soulfy, coal chamber, DevilDriver, My Ruin, American HeadCharge, Ozzy, Hatebreed, Six Feet Under, Cradle of Filth, Twisted Method, MotoGrater, Stone Sour, Crossbreed, downthesun, Down Factor, In Flames, Godflesh, Dry Kill Logic, Kittie, Element Eighty, Diecast, Living Sacrifice, Extol, Strapping Young Lad, Sevendust, Spineshank, and probably many others... That is how I feel at werk sometimes...

Movies:

THE CROW, Interview With a Vampire, Queen of The Damned, Underworld, Seven, Vampire Hunter D, Blade I & II, The Matrix, Unbreakable, The Prophecy, End of Days, Heavy Metal 2000, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, The Highlander, Hellboy, The Punisher, Spawn, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Matrix (only the first one), Mortal Kombat

Television:

INVADER ZIM!, Metalocalypse, Harvey Birdman, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Insomniac with Dave Attel, Late Night with Conan O Brian, CSI: Miami

Books:

The Twilight Series.Dante's Inferno, The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski, The Lord of The Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien, anything by Anne Rice, the Odd Thomas Series by Dean Koontz, also the Frankenstein series by Dean Koontz, The Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales, and probably a bunch others...Comic Books: Spawn, The Sandman, The Crow, The Darkness, The Witchblade, JTHM, Squee!, The Creech, Priest, Ascension, Dawn, 30 Days of Night.

Heroes:

The person who invented shoe laces.

My Blog

Arise My Chicken Surplus!

Boomshakalaka. Haven't written in this thing for a little while, so I thought I would update a little.  Problem is, there's hardly nothing to update. I guess the main thing is that next weekend m...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:26:00 PST

Without Sleep, or Is It Sheep?

Blah. So I haven't really been doing much of anything the last few days except playing Oblivion on the computer.  Yeah.  Great.  Oh woe is me for having an addiction to digital fantasie...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

Wasted Doctors and Crypt Hunting Nurses

Drugs are ruining my life.  I just can't seem to put down the crack pipe.  DAMN YOU YOU SHINY CRACK ROCK!!! Anywho, Life is good I suppose.  I've got to go back to work, work four days....
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

Jesus Loves A Quitter

Something tells me this is going to be very boring.  You have been warned, little mortal. Tonight we went out to Carrabbas (Italian Resturant) to celebrate my wife's birthday.  It was me, my...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

Scattered Thoughts

I'm starting to believe I have some kind of night and day complex.  It's like during the day, I'm mostly fine, "normal", just whatever.  But then at night, maybe a few hours before I'm suppo...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

Beware, Gaming Talk Ahead

Muahahaahaaaaa So as an early birthday gift for my lovely of all the lovely wives, I got her (and me) an original Nintendo system.  Yes, the system that put console gaming on the map, the system ...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

Blister Your Undead Soul

Time again for mindless brain numbing typo infested blog fest.  I can’t wait for you to shut me and make me hip like badass. N E Who, not much going in life right now.  Werk is werk, ...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

HoooHA

Back again with nothing all that important to say. So, in advance, I apologize now for the mindless rambling that is about to spew from my fingertips.Sometimes, I really don’t know what to make ...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

The Trolls Have Come (Hide Your Women)

BLAH!! Well not much going on here.  Same crap, different day.  Pretty much anyhow. So yesterday I finished New Moon, which is book 2 in the Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer.  It was ...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

Time’s Up, Devil Boy

And so, as the old saying goes, all good things must come to and end... My 11 day vacation is over, and it is now time to return to the burning warmth of the sun, to the bullshyt, yes, it’s time...
Posted by OnE MaN ARmY on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST