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J-Sin®

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

About Me


I probably consume more Mountain Dew per day than any person alive. I also read a bit too much. People ask, "Is there such a thing? Reading too much?" And to answer that question, once and for all, yes, there is such a thing as reading too much. Sometimes, I think I should probably start a group for people addicted to reading. But then I think, "Wait a second. I'd hate to meet others who read as much because they're probably a bunch of anti-social crazy people. Like that Unabomber fellow, Ted What's-His-Face." And I'm not too fond of weird guys that live in tiny cabins and write pointless manifestos, to be honest. I mean, really, I could write a pointless manifesto if I wanted to. But, see, I'm not that crazy yet and can't see myself living in some tiny cabin without running water or electricity. I hope Ted doesn't read this and send me some mail...So, instead I just continue to read excessively and have a plethora of random, useless, and utterly boring information running through my head at all hours of the day, which I tend to share frequently with friends of mine, much to their chagrin. I'm amazed that I actually have friends after bombarding them with facts, figures, and general information on subjects that they have absolutely no interest in whatsoever.Essentially, I'm a geek. But you know what? I'm fine with that because, chances are, I'm probably still cooler than you. Word.A few things I don't like: Asparagus (I'd rather eat dirt), Dr. Phil (there are three-year-olds with more wisdom than that bald boor), 'Full House' (but Bob Saget is funny), lemon-flavored foods (for my 21st birthday, I was given a lemon cake. It was the worst birthday ever), short dudes (they're dangerous), ghastly grammar, shoddy spelling, pitiful punctuation, alliteration, diet beverages, diet foods, diets, mild salsa(why even buy salsa? Why not just throw a bunch of cold, soggy tomatoes and half an onion on the tortilla chips?), people named “Lance” (I never met a Lance that I liked), fruit cake (it looks tasty with all the colorful little pieces. But it’s very, very bad), and anything that rhymes with the word “orange”.

My Interests

In no particular order:Leading a nomadic existence, exploration, reading voraciously, writing(when I'm not procrastinating), arithmetic(okay, not so much with the math), swimming, hiking, climbing, just generally being outdoors, watching and studying the behavior of people, causing social and political unrest, massages, attempting to read every National Geographic magazine published since 1895, drinking Mountain Dew, drinking more Mountain Dew, waiting to see if I turn green from drinking so much Mountain Dew, eating foods dyed blue, history, studying and discussing world cinema, theatre, unsigned bands, Trivial Pursuit, Jeopardy, as well as stealing candy from babies, smelling my food before I eat it, skateboarding(rollerblading sucks), and a whole lot more that I just don't particularly feel like typing at the moment. God forbid I catch a nasty case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

I'd like to meet:

Bibliophiles, writers, painters, singers, songwriters, explorers, filmmakers, actors, visionaries, philosophers, street corner preachers, carnival barkers, sideshow "freaks", conspiracy theorists, con artists, massage therapists, smartasses, William Jefferson Clinton, and those who are not content with staying in one locale for their entire lives and want to see the world for all it has to offer. There's more out there than McDonald's, shopping malls, SUVS with mini tvs, and that desk in the air-conditioned office that most sit behind from nine to five for forty-odd years until they collect their retirement checks.

Music:

If I would have learned to play the piano, I'd probably be a famous composer, like that Beethoven guy, but without the powdered wig. But, alas, t'was not to be. I can, however, play the first part of 'Lean on Me'.

Movies:

My friends and I made a film once. We never titled it, but t'was about two brothers, one good, the other a troublemaker, who were trying to coexist after the sudden demise of their parents. I, of course, played the role of the troublemaker and I was great at it. I had this moment where I was all emotional and using a Bic lighter as a prop to show my frustration. It was method acting all the way, baby.

Television:

I don't watch much television these days, as books are better. HOWEVER...When I was a kid, people would tell me that I wouldn't learn anything by watching television for hours upon hours during my summer vacation from Navy Point Elementary School in Pensacola, Florida. Well, they were wrong, for I have learned quite a bit from television. For instance, I can perform open heart surgery thanks to all of those Discovery Channel documentaries. Nobody is willing to be a volunteer patient yet, but I'm sure it'll happen sooner or later. I also know the mating habits of not only the cane toad, but also the fruit fly. Those cane toads are kind of freaky. And lastly, I know that skydiving without a working parachute is a bad idea after watching a documentary about disasters. One unlucky bloke packed an older parachute that didn't function properly and he crashed to the ground at about 6,000 miles per hour. So, I'll be sure to pack a parachute that nine out of ten pediatricians approve of the next time I go skydiving.

Books:

Lately...'An Army at Dawn' by Rick Atkinson'Hate Mail From Cheerleaders and Other Adventures From the Life of Reilly' by Rick Reilly'Best American Travel Writing 2001-2007' by Tim Cahill, et. all 'Blue Latitudes: Boldly Going Where Captain Cook Has Gone Before' by Tony Horwitz'Best American Sportswriting 1996-2006 Editions' by Various Authors'The Time-Life WWII Collection' by Various Authors'December 7, 1941' by Gordon Prange'The War: An Intimate History, 1941-1945' by Geoffrey C. Ward'D-Day - June 6,1944' by Stephen Ambrose 'A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas' by Chuck Klosterman IV'The Boston Irish: A Political History' by Thomas H. O'Connor'The Republican Noise Machine: Right-Wing Media and How It Corrupts Democracy' by David Brock'Red Lobster, White Trash, and the Blue Lagoon' by Joe Queenan'The Mammoth Book of Oddballs and Eccentrics' by Karl Shaw'The Lost Continent' by Bill Bryson'A Short History of Nearly Everything' by Bill Bryson'Exile on Main Street: A Season in Hell with the Rolling Stones' by Robert Greenfield'Hold the Enlightenment' by Tim Cahill'Last Trout in Venice' by Doug Lansky'Cad: Confessions of a Toxic Bachelor' by Rick Marin'Russia's War: A History of the Soviet Effort: 1941-1945' by Richard Overy'Psychiatry, Psychoanalysis, And The New Biology Of Mind' by Eric Kandel'This Mighty Scourge: Perspectives on the Civil War' by James McPherson'Saxons, Vikings, and Celts: The Genetic Roots of Britain and Ireland' by Bryan Sykes

Heroes:

I'll tell you who isn't my hero. Dr. Phil. Not him. I would rather go play in traffic than listen to his "sage" advice.

My Blog

A Letter to My GPS

Dear Garmin,   I just wanted to write a quick letter expressing how I feel about you. True, we haven't known each other very long - 6 months to be exact - but I believe that 6 months is mor...
Posted by J-Sin® on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:29:00 PST

Check out this video: Dance Dance Dance!

Pam and I stumbled across these fellows whilst in Miami. And, well, I had to film it.Check out this video: Dance Dance Dance! ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by J-Sin® on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:09:00 PST

The People Who Have Annoyed Me Lately...

This is by no means a comprehensive list. Not even close. In fact, these are the sort of people who have annoyed me the most in the past, say, two weeks. If I were to create a list of all of the peopl...
Posted by J-Sin® on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

I could beat up twenty-seven five year olds? Well, that depends...

27Today, whilst waiting for my car’s oil to be changed, I came across a magazine that happened to mention a certain website, www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com and I KNEW that just ...
Posted by J-Sin® on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:00:00 PST

The Feckin Futon Fiasco

Sometimes in life, people do things that they seriously regret later. My most recent regret, and quite possibly the stupidest thing I've done since trying to skateboard on ice back in '87, was reachin...
Posted by J-Sin® on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

American Idol? Are you serious?

After I got home from work last night, I decided to turn on the television. This is a rarity for me, as I normally keep my boob tube gazing down to less than three hours per week. But last night, suff...
Posted by J-Sin® on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:30:00 PST

Confessions of a Geek

It's no secret that I've always been a bit geeky and no amount of partying, fighting, or just generally causing mayhem could ever truly disguise that fact. Lately, however, my extracurricular activi...
Posted by J-Sin® on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:51:00 PST

Goodbye, Dear Probe

 PART 1 This past weekend, I finally did something that was long overdue. I had my 1989 Ford Probe, a car I had owned since 1995, towed away by one of those junker ("we'll pay you for your piece ...
Posted by J-Sin® on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:08:00 PST

A Blog That Windy Wrote

Funny stuff...Jeopardy Current mood: frustrated My Beloved has never raised a ha...
Posted by J-Sin® on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:32:00 PST

Up or Down: A True Story

The story you are about to read is entirely true and since this happened today (five hours ago), the conversation between both parties is still fresh in my mind. Trust me when I say that I didn't feel...
Posted by J-Sin® on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:24:00 PST