Hmmmm lets see........i work two jobs(one is only for insurance purposes)....yep that really consumes most of my time. In my free(which is rare, like a steak) time, I enjoy adopting less fortunate children from crack houses, playing hop scotch with the disabled...I work at soup kitchens on my day off...ok so i only go there to steal some food.....fuck all them homeless people, this bitch has got to eat too!! I read books to the blind, especially the ones with the really pretty pictures. I consume MASS quanities of beer in order to satisfy all the ugly men in the world, ugly boys need love too. I help old people half way across the street and than wait to see if they get run over,I donate all my quarters to MDA, I flirt with innocent men and than leave them high and dry once I realize I have captured their heart. I love drinking at bars that serve $1.25 Natty Lights, Ill drink piss for a dollar 25!!! I play the piano for the deaf,I paint pictures for the colorblind, and write books for newborns.I tried to join Mensa once but it was a test from England, my ass aint smart enough to convert pounds and shit to dollar amounts......what?? I recently submitted a picture of my ass crack to the Guiness Book of World Records, I feel that it is abnormally long and perhaps have an record long crack. I still have not heard back from them? One day i plan to create a beer that makes you thin, its gonna happen my friends, just give me some time, with an IQ above average I'am sure I can come up with something!!
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