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♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥

Everyone wants me, it's my biggest downfall.

About Me


I work in a pharmacy, sell Mary Kay, model, and dance in a burlesque troupe. I am seriously considering the idea of quitting them all to become a flight attendant.I have been steadily failing forwards toward success for 24 years now.
Rachel Riot: The Pin-Up
The year was 1983 in Charlotte, North Carolina, when a little girl opened up an old make-up compact that her mother said once belonged to Betty Page and out stepped Rachel Riot, one high heel at a time. This pin-up had been pinned up too long and was ready to riot with the grrrls of the modern era while blasting Elvis from any available radio. She has been on the move ever since, modeling, reading, writing, and taking on the world with her two cats, Bebop and Rock Steady.
A self-described “nerd magnet” who loves to support her local North Carolina bands, Rachel’s dream job is to one day write for Rolling Stone magazine. Her idea of the perfect day would be going to the beach, taking a long bubble bath and reclining on her leopard print couch with a good book and a cold flute of champagne. Rachel’s romance with Rockabilly culture and vintage glamour does not define her, nor does she aspire to define it, but it is definitely a love affair.
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My Interests



I ♥: reading, traveling, writing, Marilyn, fire engine red lipstick, old No Doubt, pin-ups, quirky movies, eccentric people, hanging out with friends, Hello Kitty, CALIFORNIA, polka dots, high heels, taking bubble baths, learning new things, feminism, being a damn liberal, loving on my friends.

I'd like to meet:

you (and your mom)

Music:

The Top 5 (at the moment): Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Horrorpops, Detroit Cobras, Neko Case, the Dresden Dolls.
And: AFI ♥ Ani DiFranco ♥ Bjork ♥ Blondie ♥ Bouncing Souls ♥ Brian Setzer ♥ Bright Eyes ♥ the Clash ♥ the Donnas ♥ Elastica ♥ the Faint ♥ Fiona Apple ♥ Franz Ferdinand ♥ Gwen Stefani ♥ Hole ♥ the Horrorpops ♥ Jack Johnson ♥ Jet ♥ Johnny Cash ♥ Keane ♥ the Killers ♥ Kings of Leon ♥ Le Tigre ♥ Less Than Jake ♥ the Living End ♥ the Lunachicks ♥ MIA ♥ Madonna ♥ some Manson ♥ Mazzy Star ♥ Me First... ♥ Missy Elliot ♥ Nancy Sinatra ♥ Neko Case ♥ Nekromantix ♥ NIN ♥ Nirvana ♥ Op Ivy ♥ Pink ♥ Prince ♥ the Ramones ♥ Rancid ♥ the Reverend Horton Heat ♥ Ryan Adams ♥ Sahara Hotnights ♥ Sarge ♥ Save Ferris ♥ Sleater-Kinney ♥ Social D ♥ Squad 5-0 ♥ Stretch Armstrong ♥ Sublime ♥ Tiger Army ♥ Tori Amos ♥ the Transplants ♥ U2 ♥ Wanda Jackson ♥ The White Stripes ♥ the Yeah Yeah Yeahs ♥ I'm sure I left something out.

Movies:

the Wizard of Oz. Run Lola Run. Eternal Sunshine. Crash. Clueless. True Romance. Pulp Fiction. Kill Bill Vol 1&2. (most anything Tarantino, actually). Breakfast at Tiffanys. Tank Girl. Motorcycle Diaries. Finding Neverland. Zoolander. Snakes on a Plane.

Television:

The OC. Lost. ANTM. The Office.

Books:

anything by Joyce Carol Oates or Francesca Lia Block

Heroes:


Hello Kitty ♥ Seth Cohen ♥ Marilyn, Madonna, Courtney Love, Gwen and other great blondes ♥ the ladies from BUST ♥ Susan Brownmiller ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ my mom...and your mom ♥ ♥ ♥

My Blog

Because you love me :)

As most of you know, I'm about to leave for a five week vacation from life :) Before I leave I want to see all my friends cause I will miss you guys like CRAZY!So, July 4th ALL DAY I'm having a cookou...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:50:00 PST

Leaving on a jet plane.

So...the summer plans are as follows...and I need YOUR HELP. I'm broke. I have to book AS MANY burly-q guest spots and paid photo shoots as possible. Here's where I will be and when this summer. If an...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:31:00 PST

Cali Peeps

So... I'm just gonna do it. One way ticket to San Fran, make my way South to visit all my buddies. End up in San Diego... I'm thinking 1-2 months on the west coast then fly east to Boston to stay with...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:42:00 PST

Things that keep me up at night.

..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  I "celebrated" my 7 year anniversar...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

Hmph.

I'm beautiful.I'm funny.I'm outspoken.I'm unapologetic for the way I am.And I'm lonely.
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:45:00 PST

Retarded Blog 756

Standards.This is a list for me... but I thought I'd share in case anyone knows anyone who meets these qualifications...So... I have bad luck with men. I either find really nice guys whose hearts I br...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

Wooty Woot Woot

5/18Zombie Party!Dex/the TremorsThe Cave in Chapel Hill Last weekend in May...I'm going to Phoenix, dammit.Josh that means you, too. 6/7Rockabilly BBQ!Pucketts/Charlotte 6/26RancidMurphys LawJesters i...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:29:00 PST

Back to Cali...again :)

Beginning of Feb I'll be in San Fran and then.......Starting July 19 I will be making my cross country trek to spend 2 months in BEAUTIFUL sunny San Diego. I want to meet people and shoot and perform ...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:40:00 PST

So Many Appearances, So Little Time!

Okay, kids. Get those calendars MARKED!December 31. Hideaway Barbeque. ..>Monday, December 31 ...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:47:00 PST

I want to be a flight attendant...and my Christmas list :)

Itty bitty tiny Christmas list:*a new cell phone *a pair of Uggs*a ticket to Viva Las Vegas 11!*a passportI just applied to be a flight attendant with Delta...and I need a passport for that. So.. if a...
Posted by ♥ Miss Rachel Riot ♥ on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:52:00 PST