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K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM)

my god!! have you been eating meat? was it at least organic??

About Me

this profile was pretty much made for me to stay in contact with mi amigos, dont be offended if i dont add you! i have a very public profile made for all you other lovers out there. :) hop on over to www.myspace.com/girlnumber9 and let youself be known, honkey!
if you know me, then you know my name is kayla! yea! no, my mother did not name me porcelain....its difficult to accept, i know....but, she only did acid once annnnd believe it or not, it was NOT durring her pregnancy with me. :D
i cant spell...but since you're all my friends and should love me even though i have an IQ of 74....then im sure ull survive if i dont "dictionary.com" my profile for you
um
cookies?

My Interests

modeling. singing. painting. mail. shiny things. sex. band-aids...
i like entertaining ppl.

I'd like to meet:

hot women, who want to touch me.

Music:

something i can wiggle around, and flip upside-down to.

Movies:

cradle of fear
perfume
the secretary

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond = your life if youre in a long term relationship.
Seinfeld = your life if youre not in a long term relationship.
difference = in real life, its not funny. :(

Books:

wut iz books?

Heroes:

your mom.
your mom is my hero.

My Blog

meh..

:'(
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:35:00 PST

ooooook

so i have this unbearable pain in my midsection, and im hoping to satan that i dont have another ulser.im really thinking i should separate myself from the world for a hot minute. being an optimistic ...
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:53:00 PST

im not going to lie

i am so happy right now....other than that whole flu thing.:)
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:52:00 PST

whats wrong with me

i should be happy. why the fuck am i not happy?for the past few weeks, i feel like ive been doing nothing but closing my eyes and taking deep breaths.
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:36:00 PST

im always

getting in fights with one of my good friends from high school......well........i guess theyre not really fights.......its just me getting mad at him all the time? hahaim a horrible person.i dont real...
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST

i find it really pathetic

that i practically look to my job for happiness. when i go to work, it makes me feel so....appreciated? so many men and women come in and treat me like a dream that has been bestowed upon their realit...
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

an elephant never forgets

emotional vampire mexican prostitute in red lipstick attention whore immature loopy selfish flakey bitch if there is anything you would like to add to this list, be my guest and just do so now...
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Thu, 10 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

im thinking about moving back to florida

ive been upset, unhappy, and unsatisfied with my life.....im back at that point in high school where i used to cry on a daily basis....as i pathetically clench onto my tear drenched cigarette. i feel ...
Posted by K 2 the LA (porche-lynns ultimate profile of DOOM) on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST