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Matt Diverse

If it sleeps, it's alive.

About Me


Right, I now have 365 friends, that's one for every day of the year, from now on if I add someone new i'm going to delete someone else. I've just got too many bands that I never listen to and who I never speak to. Worryingly this will eventually lead to me having 365 people that I do speak to. Maybe at that point i'll realise I use myspace too much.
I've now blocked band requests as i'm just getting too many. If you genuinely think i'll like your band, mail me with a bit about why i'll like you and i'll happily have a listen. Cheers people.
Not a lot to know really, i'm from Cwmbran, I work and live in Cardiff. I spend too much money on music be it going to gigs or buying CDs. I can be found hanging around in either the Dorallt or Le Pub if in Cwmbran or more likely the Wharf, Rummer and Barfly if in town. During the football season i'll be down Ninian Park watching Cardiff City. I read a lot of books, a fair few of which are by quality local authors. I now work in a record shop which frankly is a dream come true, it's called Diverse Music, it's in Newport and there's a banner and link above. I also make a quality curry and a legendary pepper sauce.
If anyone is really bored and wants to trawl through a website me and Dave had about a million years ago, strangely you can still find it here:
http://members.fortunecity.com/davo1974/cowsize/
Or by typing 'Steele Retchless Shrine' into Google. Don't ask.
Matt's Hate List - 21/07/2005
Manchester United
Anne Geddes
Boxes that have cooking instructions on the side
Porridge / Rice Pudding
Dribbling while yawning
Fake t-shirts sold outside gigs
People that stop abruptly in front on you in town centres
Raisins in curry
When the little grippy things in CD cases snap off
New Year's Eve
Inadvertently scraping your teeth together
Hymns (and the way it's spelt)
Squeaky mushrooms
Photographs in chip shops that do not truthfully convey the quality of the food
Wasps
When snow turns to slush
People that call Great Britain 'England'
People with no common sense
Tracey Emin
Hitting your teeth on a glass while trying to drink from it
Keane
Jigsaw puzzles in Kinder eggs
Unreliable / Late people
Pan pipes
Sovereign rings
People who laugh at their own jokes
Sleeping in jeans
The annoying double touch of the 'on'; button on an electrical appliance, realising it is not on only after you have walked away
Rod Hull and Emu
Snowballs (the putrid marshmallow / coconut snack)
Anne Robinson
Chip shop earrings
Marmite
Hair ache
Diet or sugar free drinks
People who talk about a subject they clearly know nothing about
The smell of damp pensioners on buses
Jealousy
Parsnips
People who talk about soap operas as if they are real life
Mobile phone ringtone adverts on music channels
Arrogant people
Pre-planned encores
Fcuk t-shirt slogans
Cheap bread
Coffee flavoured Revels
Clubs that don't allow trainers
Scott Mills
Stella hangovers
Air horns at sporting events

My Interests

Football, Music, Beer, Reading.

I'd like to meet:


Anyone with an interest in music, anyone that can get me into gigs for free and anyone that can grab my attention long enough for me to press the accept button.

Music:

What I've been listening to of late:

What I listened to last week:

And what I've listened to in the last few months:

Just getting into this band promoting lark, it's really good fun. Here's some bands that have played.
Mattstock:

  • The Viva Knievils
  • The Mockingbird Nightmare
  • Attack + Defend
  • Frommars
  • Smokehand
  • Lone Pine
  • The Elephant Rescue Plan
  • Gindrinker

  • Joy.
  • Glow
  • Jump The Underground
  • Cloud Atlas
  • Smokestacks
  • Future Of The Left
  • Alamos
  • Frommars
  • Toru
  • Big Joan
  • The Elephant Rescue Plan
  • Mister Manana
  • Thinking With Sand

  • Hot Burrito:
  • Lone Pine
  • Stephen Light & The Black Sand Band
  • Treecreeper
  • Blind River Scare
  • Silver Spurs
  • Gethin Pearson & The Scenery


  • And for the geeks, you can play 'spot the album cover'.

    Movies:

    Lost In Translation, Chasing Amy, Holy Grail, The Princess Bride. Movies aren't really my thing but these are ones that have left an impression.

    Television:

    Green Wing, Shameless, Scrubs, Peep Show and anything with football in it.

    Books:

    My favourite books in no particular order:

    Heroes:

    Bill Hicks, Miles Hunt, Vaughan Oliver, David Carson, John Cusak, Michael Marshall Smith, Mattie Taylor, Christopher Brookmyre & Stevie G, all heroes in one way or another.

    My Blog

    Diverse Music

    I now work in a record shop.  That's right, I work in a fucking record shop.  How cool is that.  Anyone that knows me is fully aware of the tongue and groove way in which me and working...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

    Future Of The Left

    I like putting on gigs, I really do, it's a chance to put on bands I'd like to see and encourage other people to go see them too.  Thursday's a bit different though, i'm shitting it.  Firstl...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST

    Cheese Strings

    Are cheese strings really 100% cheese as the advert is telling me?  If so, what is the definition of 'cheese'?
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

    mild salmonella irony

    We had to do that cadbury recall in work because of the salmonella scare, we had to take off dairy milk, caramel, turkish delight, everything in fact except for the one's filled with cadbury's creme e...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:49:00 PST

    Not Going Away

    Got informed that i'm no longer required to go to Aber.  Don't know why, nobody's letting on.  Was quite looking forward to it in the end, no extra cash, no food allowance, back to real life...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:13:00 PST

    3 Months Away...

    A fortnight tomorrow i'll be packed up and heading to Aberystwth for 3 months.  Fun,fun, fun!  Actually it might be, at first I thought it'd be shit being away fromthe girlfriend and my mate...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:38:00 PST

    Credit Cards - Can't Live With 'Em...

    Why is Christmas so bastard expensive?  It doesn't help when your girlfriend's birthday is in December too.  I'm dreading the minimum payment on the credit card in January.  Not best pl...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:18:00 PST

    Disappearing

    Had a wierd night last night.  watched the rugby in the pub, had had a fair few beers when suddenly i just had this overwhelming urge to not be there.  in bloke style i just fucked off and l...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 02:18:00 PST

    Movin', Just Keep Movin'

    Where do you start when you're supposed to be packing?  It took me 3 hours just to sort my post/ bank statements into some kind of order yesterday.  On today's agenda is which signed footbal...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:50:00 PST

    Growing Up

    Well, I'm moving in with the girlfriend.  All a bit scary to be honest, first time i've done this.  I'd like to be looking forward to it and having fun but i'm dealing with all the shit thin...
    Posted by Matt Diverse on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:44:00 PST