LIKES: Government safety campaigns, pretending it's the early 70's or mid 50's, girls with Ulster accents, LUCOZADE, girls who have names beginning with 'Z', WHISKEY! El Lissitzky, being called 'Jimmy', old German cars, trainers, Bowie, Maggie Gyllenhaal .
DISLIKES: CHRISTMAS, The sea, Victoria Wood, summer, People who think screamo is in any way 'alternative', Bryn Williams, caves, general public, Glasgow Rangers, Manchester Utd, Carling, being British, being screwed over and Shrewsbury.
TOP 3 WARS:1 - Spanish Civil War
2 - Six Day War
3 - Cod Wars
