Cola wars, felt pajama bottoms, collecting Australian wine bottles, the career of Michael Keaton, lemon coolers, polar bear print textiles, Jimmy Carter's career as Governor of Georgia and anything - and I do mean ANYTHING - having to do with the 1977 L.A. Strings Profesional Tennis team
Adult babies and their parents.
Loggins and Messina, Orleans, Laura Brannigan (RIP), Kajagoogoo (pretty much anything Lahmahl does), Anne Murray (the queen of Canadian Pop), Air Supply, Taco, Celtic Frost...just too many to name for music lovers like me!
"Cascade of Evidence", "Bartholomew the Proctor", "Weary, Indiana", "Adolph Firecracker", "Chinese for 'I Love You'"
"I'm a Big Fat Pig (Living in a Shallow, Shallow World)", "Your Mom Sucks", "Give Us Your Consumer Products", "Straight Men Touched by Gay Men", "My Car Is Still Shitty But It Has a New Paint Job", "Our Lives Suck; Build us a House", "Dumb-Self-Involved 20-Somethings Go Wild And Prove The End Of The World Is Right Around The Corner", "People Will Do Anything For Money".
"The 50 Greatest Mayan Inventions", "The Pleasure Zone; How to Be A Better Lover of Yourself", "Ron Pallone; My Name is Ron, Bastard!"; any and all diet books that allow me to keep eating bagel dogs without consequence.
Mickey Supreme, Bobby Blake, Fred Turner-Evans, Sheila Belvedere, Max Aphles, Presidente Guillermo Bacceneda, Mai Xiu, the St. Francis Honey Bees, my great grand mother Floppy Breadsticks, the Society For Future Clown Relevence and all the clowns that came before me, who pied for my right to be free...or paid.