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About Me

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My Interests

durango, scrabble, boggle, coffee, cigarettes, "spain"

I'd like to meet:

agoraphobes, zoo members, babylonians, yes tribute bands, calcium supplement salesmen, xerox employees of the month, donkey punchers, witches, eager beavers, voluminous texts, fertile octogenarians, ubiquitous hobos, grandmothers under 40, toque junkies, hungry hungry hippos, sadistic bosses, ice fiends, ronco product owners, jersey hair models, q-bert top scorers, killer beekeepers, porn theory essayists, llama breeders, o-bomb droppers, my name is earl fanclub president, narcissistic blind people

Music:

ghettoplex, void for vagueness, estoppel theory, the french option, monosyllabic is polysyllabic, queerbait & switch, gunboat diplomacy, hurricain & abel, suicide bloggers, sadomasokisses, kangaruse

Movies:

if you haven't seen protocol starring goldie hawn you're missing out on cinematic mastery

Television:

jeopardy, charlie rose, the news hour, family guy, nathan barley, the mighty boosh, aqua teen hunger force

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Books:

looks like we got ourselves a reader

Heroes:

are better served in sandwich form

My Blog

What The Fuck Is That Noise?

So my contact with the outside world is limited to say the least. I don't really leave the house except to take the garbage out or to smoke a cigarette. Needless to say, I've become a little on-edge w...
Posted by The Slutterati on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

Osama Rides a 10-Speed

So you've probably noticed that not a lot has come out of me since making the transition out of school. Hopes of amazing tube stories have been anything but, or perhaps there have been comical transpi...
Posted by The Slutterati on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:23:00 PST

At Least I Can Still Model in Spain

So, a hell of a lot of nothing has been going on in my life. I'm currently putting the finishing touches on the dissertation. I remain unemployed (since returning, in case I forgot to mention that in ...
Posted by The Slutterati on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

And I'm a DJ

Lately it seems that you can't find a person who isn't a dj. Everywhere I go and every person I meet seems to lead a Clark Kent life with his or her Superman alter-ego being a spinner of phat, m...
Posted by The Slutterati on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

What's Behind Door No.1?

It's Sunday evening around midnight. Desiree and I had just finished watching a movie on BBC 1 - the only channel the upstairs television will receive. That's the television without a license (shhhh!)...
Posted by The Slutterati on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

Welcome Back Jihad

Hey everyone:Yes, it has been some time. Bar prep and the actual examination took me completely out of commission, not that anything worth scribing arose during that period. But now I'm back. I can't ...
Posted by The Slutterati on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:40:00 PST

Putting the X in CBX

The California Bar Exam also goes by the uber-cool abbreviation CBX. You might think this is just because the State Bar of California was really cool and with it. What I have come to understand is tha...
Posted by The Slutterati on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST

Bjork's Milkshake

Normally you won't find me queuing up to get into some ridiculous club or event. To begin with, I have little to no patience so tolerating such an experience has a probability factor of about zero. Th...
Posted by The Slutterati on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:07:00 PST

Customer Disservice

Distance wise, London is pretty damn far from San Francisco. In reality, it's even further than cartographers suggest. How can this be? Customer service reps worldwide tried the best they could to mak...
Posted by The Slutterati on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:37:00 PST

Could You Watch My Baby?

Yesterday the library just wasn't cutting it in terms of providing a productive study environment so I took a chance and visited a coffee shop close to my house. If it wasn't for the library bei...
Posted by The Slutterati on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:46:00 PST