how to cockblock yourself. |
it appears that in my wizened old age i've mastered the art of cockblocking--myself, that is. here's what happened (take notes kids):i went to the bank to do some bank shit and as i'm exiting i see a ...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST |
put some souf in yo mouf. |
so, i'm finally going to MAN UP and take the long-overdue trip to TEJAS i've been planning since fucking march. this entails a lot of new things for me, namely, flying solo. if i even start to think a...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST |
6:42 PM |
my store is loacted right next to a stoner's dream hybrid of the subway sandwich shop and haagen-dazs. every evening between 6:30 and 7:30 the smell of tuna salad (you know...canned tuna, onions, pick...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:49:00 PST |
i am so FUCKING full of it. |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:k-dirtyBirthday:may 18nf, 81.Birthplace:en why ceeCurrent Location:same deal.Eye Color:brownHair Color:blackHeight:5'4Right Handed or Left Handed:right...like m...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:31:00 PST |
DEPECHE FUCKING MODE!!! |
so can we take a moment to discuss how i met--actually MET IN REAL LIFE--the best band in the history of music?!?!?!
here's what happened:
i roll up to tower records a little bit before 2 PM, buy my ...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 12:50:00 PST |
white earphones="don't fucking talk to me." |
i'm sorry, but am i the only human being in all of creation who knows that when someone is in transit (i.e., on the train or the bus) and they have BLINDING WHITE EARPHONES ON it means "shut the fuck ...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:39:00 PST |
ONE. MORE. FUCKING. THING. |
i forgot to mention the shittiest thing of all...to cap off an already entirely shitty week i've had, I LOST MY GODDAMNED CELL PHONE. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING IRRITATING THAT IS?!?! i don't have *anyon...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:24:00 PST |
SUCK! S-U-C-K!!! |
this summer fucking SUCKED!!! ok, i know it's not completely over but in order for it to redeem itself i'm going to have to like win the lottery or something, and i don't see that happening cause i do...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 09:59:00 PST |
right now. |
i don't feel so hot. i'm at work and i have a headache and my throat is swoll up. i think. i'm afraid i'm going to drop dead of an aneurysm. is that a valid fear? i'm terrified of that. i also thought...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a few things. |
A) i find the word "blog" totally disgusting.
B) it's about 30 degrees inside my job. i'm wearing a ridiculous puffy jacket and my hands are still like icicles.
C) you never realize how absolutely re...
Posted by METALRICAN! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
