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Behavior Modification in Progress

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About Me

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:-------------------THIS GUY:--------------------



My Interests

I named my abyssinian kitten Agent Jack Bauer. He'll kick your cats ass once he stops cryingI do an interpretive dance to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like The Wolf". It's awesome.I'm entertained when I see rodents running about on the subway tracks and contemplate feeding them.I like Band of Horses, but not their growing commercial popularity because I'm afraid of the backlash and having to deal to with douche-bags at their concerts.I'm really big into sandwiches.I prefer Surviorman to Man vs. Wild.I'm quite annoyed by the "can you hear me now" guy, and yet find myself "quoting" him all the time. (get it? my cell service sucks).I like a good screenprinted band poster, see below.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Merchant

Music:

Unpretentious rock, Sufjan Stevens and a lot of British bands (old & new)Oh, and An Albatross. Kumate!!!!!!!

Movies:

Yeah, I watch them.

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, Conan, BBC America, Adult Swim, Food Network, Discovery Channel, the Law + Order's, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Books:

On tape.

Heroes:

People with self-control and a sense of purpose. And this:

My Blog

I can brake things with my rock-hard cranium

Saturday night I broke the side mirror off a taxi. You know, the one that says, "Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear," With all the slush in the streets and the whisky in my tummy, I took...
Posted by Behavior Modification in Progress on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST

I told John Galliano what a Dirty Sanchez is.

I was in Paris last week visiting my friend Michele. We go to a bar in the Marais and Mr. John Galliano walks in. I didn't recognize him, but Michu did. He stands right next to us. Mishu complements h...
Posted by Behavior Modification in Progress on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

I'm going to London.

That's all.
Posted by Behavior Modification in Progress on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

Amusing overheard conversation

This guy was on his cell phone as he passed by I heard him say, "Yeah, well, my job wouldn't be so bad if I got paid more." Um, no shit, really? His uber-gay accent added the extra punch. Ah, to live ...
Posted by Behavior Modification in Progress on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:32:00 PST

Christian Rock still Sucks

Just a reminder.
Posted by Behavior Modification in Progress on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:31:00 PST

MOTLEY CRUE

:whoa: just saw the crue. yup, the fucken crue. god i love nikki sixx.
Posted by Behavior Modification in Progress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the darkness

listen to them, you'll laugh your ass of first, then you'll recognize.
Posted by Behavior Modification in Progress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST