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The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants!

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About Me

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I'd like to meet:


About you!
Your name please Mat
When is your birthday? april 11, 1981
Eye color? blue
Hair color? Short or long? blonde / short
What is your nationality/heritage? scottish
Do you have any birthmarks? i have a small star shaped birthmark on my left shoulder
Do you have any tattoos? How many? yes / 6
Do you have any piercings? How many? Where? yes / 12, but i only wear 9 now / ears, tongue, lebret, and...well, maybe i'll show you
How tall are you? 6'2"
What do you do for a living? i work video surviellence at an adult retailer
What are your goals? well i want to be a rockstar, but i have stage fright.
What do you do for fun? hang out, watch movies, go to concerts, etc...
Do you do drugs? If yes, which one(s)? yeah, if you consider pot a drug
What are your hobbies? i like to piss people off
Do you play an instrument? If yes, what? i play guitar
Do you sing? (I didn't ask if you are any good.) i love to sing, but again i have stage fright.
Where is your favorite place? well i haven't been many places, but i love to go to the mountains and i love to go to the beach.
If you could clone yourself, would you have sex with yourself? Why or why not? yes, because i want to know if i'm really as good in bed as i've heard. (Wow, that sounds really conceded!)
What about the man/woman of your dreams?
What color are their eyes? blue or brown
Hair? Short or long? dark or blonde / typically short
What is their nationality/heritage? i kind of have a thing for darker skinned guys(latinos!!!), but i'm really picky.
Tattoos it doesn't really matter, but it is a plus.
Piercings? same as tatts
How tall? i like guys shorter than me, between 5'8" and 6'
What do they do for a living? i don't care
What is an important detail that you insist upon in a bf/gf? patience (they need it if they want to be with me)

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Music:

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Movies:

i'm always watching movies. i am a retard for the harry potter series.

Television:

my friends have gotten me into the evil thing that is television.

Books:

Again with the harry potter, but i wouldn't consider myself that much of a dork.

Heroes:

heroes come and go throughout our lives. i'm trying to find the hero within. maybe then i will be a better person.

My Blog

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Posted by The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants! on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:25:00 PST

Ive been ordained and I want to marry you!

..> ..> Hey everyone!I just wanted to let everyone know that I am now an ordained minister and I am taking gigs to marry people. No, this doesn't mean that I want to marry your funky ass, but I wi...
Posted by The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants! on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

Trapped Within Myself

In the midst of my insanity, I lost love. In the darkness of my fear, I lost hope. In the failure of my life, I lost direction.   I am lost.   In the wake of my destruction, I gave up. In th...
Posted by The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants! on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:56:00 PST

Focus on me for a minute!

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.2. Am I lovable?3. How long have you known me?4. How did we meet?5. What was your first impression?6. Do you still think that way about me now?7. Wh...
Posted by The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants! on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:21:00 PST

love = wasteland

I am the ultimate criminal. I have set the world on fire. My thoughts are all too seminal. Ive caught you, my last desire.   On the plains of love, This wasted land of purity, I have spent my l...
Posted by The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants! on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:58:00 PST

just a thought

Ok, i am a 24 year old gay male.  I pay my taxes, I obey the important laws, and I work for a living.  Now why wouldn't I have the same rights as billions of other people who do exactly...
Posted by The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants! on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:26:00 PST

internet trickery

i'm glad i found MySpace!  i know that sounds retarded, but this is the first site i have been to where i don't get a bunch of horny gay guys wanting to meet up with in 15mins of looking at my pr...
Posted by The Amazing Mr. Yummy Pants! on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 02:00:00 PST