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Stevel Knievel

What a role model! She's loud, her baseline is wasted, she don't give a fuck, and she does it all wh

About Me

There are so many interesting things about me that it would really be a burden if I had to write everything out. I guess the only thing you need to know about me is that I am in the witness protection program. Yeah, I don't like to brag, but I'm the one that prevented 9/10. You're welcome. Yeah, something else happened later, so it didn't get much publicity, but that's the liberal media for you.

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My Interests

Reading, cooking, human behavior, politics (just observing, not interacting). The kind I pay on my credit card/student loans. I'm also interested in the reasons abortion doctors choose their specialty (they're probably already messy people to begin with)... ****NEW VIDEO ADDED 9/10/07 (yes, 8 days in the future): She's obviously my jam...

I'd like to meet:

People that go on reality TV shows, so I could understand their underlying motivations for doing so. I want to meet the producers of reality TV shows to determine how much the people on reality TV shows are paid, as well as how that amount is determined.I also want to meet Stephen Hawking so I can push him out of his wheelchair for no reason. But seriously, after I did that, I'd talk to him for hours (he'd get that stupid robot to talk for him cause he's so lazy) because I'm facinated by his interests, although I'm not sure if it's really his little talking computer that is so smart, and he just takes the credit and slobbers all over it.

Music:

My heart belongs to Drum&Bass (it helps me worship the devil) and the other non-specific, overly-broad genres of House, Progressive, and Breaks. My musical tastes, and quite a few other things about me, are Jerrad's fault (PLUR!!). In absolutely no particular order, I also dig Micahel Jackson, his black sister Janet, Prince, Madonna, Paula Abdul (straight up), one Mariah Carey song, Green Day, and the music from Rent. I don't like any other music.

Movies:

My favorites include The Birdcage, Team America, South Park, and Best in Show. My attention span is shorter than the word "attention," so I don't watch a lot of... whatever I was talking about. June 2006: Gotta add Sarah Silverman's "Jesus is Magic"

Television:

SEPTEMBER 2006: On the D-List with Kathy Griffin was funny when I last saw it a few months ago... I've been watching a lot of lectures by obscure university researchers on topics like nanotechnology, biology, and astrophysics. That sounds nerdy abecause it is, but channel nine-thousand something gives me info I would never have discovered before ... whatever, I'm fucking tired and going to me. G'night my space... I'll finish you off in the morning. BEFORE: Some of the shows I like are: Chappelle's Show, South Park, Drawn Together... actually, most of the shit that comes on Comedy Central. Also, most of the shows that come on Food TV, especially Rachel Ray's and Paula Deen's. For those that are interested, I have two televisions in my house. The one in my room is smaller than the one in the living room. Both are black. And if I ever have kids, I've already got two babysitters.This was one of Jerrad and my favorites:

Books:

2005: Consilience Edward O. Wilson Why We Get Sick ?? Memoirs of a Geisha Arthur Golden Woe is I Patricia T. O’Conner Passage Connie Willis The Deep End of the Ocean Jacquelyn Mitchard A Theory of Relativity Jacquelyn Mitchard Wizard and Glass, Wolves of the Calla, Songs of Suzannah, & The Dark Tower Stephen King The Namesake Jhumpa Lahiri The Lovely Bones Alice Seabold The Secret Book of Grazia De Rossi Jacqueline Park To Say Nothing of the Dog Connie Willis Treason Ann Coulter Longitudes and Attitudes Thomas Friedman The Hobbit J.R.R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring J.R.R. Tolkien Chasm City Alastair Reynolds The Hunt for Red October Tom Clancy Whiteout Ken Follett On Writing Stephen King History of God Karen Armstrong Anna Karenina Leo Tolstoy The Working Poor David K. Shipler Love in the Asylum Lisa Carey On the Couch: Great American Stories About Therapy Ed. Erica Kates Fab: The Coming Revolution on Your Desktop - From Personal Computers to Fabrication on Your Desktop Neil Gershenfeld Executive Orders Tom Clancy The Teeth of the Tiger Tom Clancy The Da Vinci Code Dan Brown Angels and Demons Dan Brown The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams Time’s Eye Arthur C. Clarke & Stephen Baxter Sunstorm Arthur C. Clarke & Stephen Baxter Prey Michael Crichton Fish: A Remarkable Way to Boost Morale and Improve Results Lundin, Paul, & Christensen The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul Douglas Adams Word Origins… and How We Know Them: Etymology for Everyone Anatoly Liberman Spin State Chris Moriarty On Intelligence Jeff Hawkins Case Histories Kate Atkinson The Witching Hour Anne Rice2006 saving fish from drowning -amy tan state of denial - bob woodward lisey's story - stephen king best american scientific writings of 2006 1776 - david mccollough the road ahead - bill gates the breakdown lane - jacqueline mitchard prep - ? atlas shrugged - ayn rand a dirty job - christopher moore intuition - angela goodman cell - stephen king the opposite of fate - amy tan guns, germs, and steel - ? the god delusion - richard dawkins unweaving the rainbow - richard dawkins state of fear - michael creighton

Heroes:

I used to think Captain Planet was a hero, but he doesn't even have the power to pick up the Burger King bags that I throw on the highway. Really, I don't have any heroes, but I do admire the strengths that I see in some people. Although some people are hideous on the outside, which makes it difficult to see who they are inside; Paris Hilton's black soul comes to mind. She could do something heroic with all of her money, but she'd rather have her picture taken.

My Blog

Gay people everywhere!!

You know those big, outdoor, public celebrations like gay pride and Mardi Gras where some people just get fucking trashy? Scratch that... where some of the trashy people exhibit their behaviors for e...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:45:00 PST

Holy Bible, Batman!

Do you own a bible?  I do. Was it "passed down" to you, or did you purchase it?  My mom bought mine, when I was a kid and my dad began insisting that my sister and I go to Sunday School...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:51:00 PST

My pussy

My pussy is so wet right now.  And that's all I want to say about that.
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:59:00 PST

America! Fuck yeah!

This is a reply to John's blog (I still hate that word).  It's so long (and thick) I felt it should be posted here as well.  Reprinted by permission of author, me: I've got another comment.&...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST

Glad I'm not in Iraq!! Happy 4th, fellow Americans

It's the 4th of July, and I just have to say that I really do love my country. Not "love" love. I mean, we haven't even gone all the way yet (just a little oral, but I'm hoping for some fireworks toni...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST

Jerry Falwell

Jerry Falwell was a dick, but he was alright because he said what he meant and wasn't afraid of offending anyone.  I hope he enjoyed his life, because even assholes deserve that.  ...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

Old people do it too

I heard a new term for dildo at one of the nursing homes today.  A nurse told me that a lady at her church referred to hers as her "fold-up dick."  I wrote it on my hand ...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST

High School

I have a 2-inch binder crammed full of notes and drawings from high school.  We wrote a SHITLOAD of notes to each other, and I think if we hadn't, we would have kept a lot more bottled up inside ...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST

Taco Bell

Whew!!  Did you see that?!  America just barely avoided a catastrophe larger than the 9/11 attacks!?  Thank the Christian God that Taco Bell stepped in when they did with their most rec...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

Segregating Survivor

I've never watched an entire episode of Survivor until I watched the show's season premier last week. Thanks to your local media conglomerate, you probably know that this season, Survivor begins with ...
Posted by Stevel Knievel on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST