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Mrs. La Peaches

i got a bedazzler so my outfit's tight.

About Me

BEFORE:
AFTER:

"how yer momma be derrrrrnnn??" we love you & miss you, you red headed slut.

the only thing that has changed are our bangs and our tans...

My Interests

dancing, photography, web design, writing, painting, music, old tv shows, action & horror movies, traveling, snowboarding, fast cars, fire, animals, balloons full of fart, cooking, finding the ultimate dairy free cheese, pork, eating, drinking, family, thinking, creating, working hard, outdoors, tomatoes, south beach, camping, spirit animals, wireless helicopters, baton bob, pregnant cats, letters, post cards, old polaroid cameras, nostalgia, antiques, thrift stores, garish jewelry, deep sea fishing, grits & eggs

I'd like to meet:

whoever the first person was that thought to wrap other things in bacon

Music:

drum n bass, breaks, progressive house, disco, hair metal, bluegrass, jazz, blues, raggae, hip hop...pretty much anything that you can either dance or drink to...prince, M.I.A., handsome boy modeling school, annie lenox, scumfrog, 311, loretta lynn, diplo, patsy cline, muddy waters, craze, zinc, jon b, kosheen, tiesto, stevie wonder, goldfrapp, moloko, feist, depeche mode, the mars volta, ladytron, scissor sisters, chaka khan, peaches, massive attack, no doubt, tom waits, yeahs x 3, amy winehouse, daft punk, dj shadow, erykah badu, fc kahuna, kelis, ben sage, dj marky, thievery corporation, miss kittin, journey, ella fitzgerald, nina simone, common, mos def, andy c, morcheeba, the killers, angie aparo, linkin park, madge, tenacious D, nu:tone, pendulum, roisin murphy, collective soul, ABBA, donna summers, i mean i can't stop...

Movies:

the godfather, trainspotting, don't be a menace to south central (while drinking your juice in the hood), the royal tennenbaums, kill bill 1 & 2, requiem for a dream, 28 days later, big fish, resident evil, donnie darko, army of darkness, finding nemo, napoleon dynamite, fear & loathing, freeway, clerks, mallrats, the princess bride, the color purple, coal miners daughter, office space, bubba ho-tep; national lampoon's christmas vacation, walking & talking

Television:

the rockford files, laverne & shirley, sanford & son, the mary tyler moore show, the jeffersons, the andy griffith show, chappelle's show, south park, insomniac, what's happening, good times, the daily show, aqua teen hunger force, cowboy bebop, trigun, three's company, hunter, alias, futurama, family guy, macgyver, green acres, cheers, project runway, keeping up appearances, are you being served, so graham norton, monty python's flying circus, old britcoms in general

Books:

the heart of the buddha's teachings, dilbert and the way of the weasel, daisy fay & the miracle man, the four agreements, dream books, fashion history books, design books, etc.

Heroes:

heidi fliess, gwen stefani, me pop pop

My Blog

elevator of irony

i just rode on the elevator of irony...it was full of real estate services people (the department who manages security/ID badges/etc.) and i had to swipe my badge several times in order to s...
Posted by La Peaches on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

...and someone got paid to be this stupid...

 ...i was behind this 4runner yesterday and on the trailer hitch part, it said, "HIDDEN HITCH"... just think about it for a second... also, underneath the flap of a Dell payment remittance envelo...
Posted by La Peaches on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

no, no, no...just pour some texas pete on it and finish me off...

now i remember why i hate ebay so much... i would have loved you... i can't handle such disappointment...i sent desperate emails to both the seller and the buyer and i might resort to petty threats la...
Posted by La Peaches on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST

turn around, bacon eyes.

i have successfuly wrapped myself in bacon: i have achieved peace.... so we have this new financial system at work...and i entered all 280 of my inputs on monday before they were due...and they ran s...
Posted by La Peaches on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST

i's the foreman. i says when it's quittin time!

i quit smoking yesterday.    then i started again around 8pm...see quittin's easy, i do it ALL the time.    boo.   i haven't been smoking at work in like six, seven, eight ...
Posted by La Peaches on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

old people think i'm a slut

i finally figured out why some older people are kind of stand-offish w/ me when they first meet me...i always think it's my breath or my BO or something like that but no...it's neither...it's the...
Posted by La Peaches on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:10:00 PST

the colin ferrel sex tape

...is so hot he is my NEW favorite male celebrity b/c he is PACKIN!  and he makes good sex noise...i mean any negative publicity he gets from this is just pure jealousy...i'd hit it. ...
Posted by La Peaches on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST

i've been vandalized

i'm really hurt right now...someone totally vandalized my breakroom art that was there to help the people understand when it's time for a new pot of coffee.  see we seem to have this problem on t...
Posted by La Peaches on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:08:00 PST

tokyo bossa nova

is by far the best sunday morning music... i better get ready to go see pops...my lil brudder is on his way w/ my new flat screen monitor!!!!!  *thrusts* no more janky DELL monitor that has squi...
Posted by La Peaches on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:07:00 PST

turkey neck pancakes

i'm pregnant....     ....with the hope for a new year!!! GAWD 2005 can be OVER already FUCK!...i put my beans in a jar...innajar...i put them in a JARRRRRR!!!!!  yesssssssss period yes....
Posted by La Peaches on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 09:49:00 PST