Stop yer bitchin' |
Imagine if we had to go through life as inanimate objects. You know, like if we were re-incarnated as something that cannot move on its own or talk. Like a piece of grass for instance, ho...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:35:00 GMT |
COOL THINGS TO DO WITH A PENIS: by me |
1. Stick it in between your legs, and pretend you don't have one. Its kinda depressing but it can really make you thankful that you have one, once you let it pop out again. 2. Dress it up in Barbie c...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:26:00 GMT |
My bowels |
Have you ever taken one of those dumps that end up leaving you totally renewed? I mean one of those dumps that actually feel like your bowels are paying you back for all of the dumbass crap you've eat...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:15:00 GMT |
I am Mike's redneck... |
Dont you freakin look at me you little retard! I'll kick your ass, cuz I'm a man! And i'm freakin hairy! I gots me a t-shirt on with the sleeves ripped off so you can see my man muscles! And you know ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:19:00 GMT |
