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MR CHOP!!

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About Me

I once thought my self a bad man. Then a good man. Now im just a man.Timmy the Fox edited my profile... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music, movies, books, drinking, talking bollocks. RASSLIN BABY(Thats wwe to you chumps)!!!

I'd like to meet:

Batman and the Joker.At the same time. Muhammed Ali(boom a yae!!) Dean Martin. And Jesus, just to shoot the breeze. He seems cool.Stone Cold Steve Austin,The Rock. Busta Rhymes and my new hero,Humphrey Bogart.Jack Baeur, this bird I saw in the street once, she was soooooo pretty.

Music:

Any old jazz, except freeform jazz. Just noise. foo fighters, red hot chilli peppers, Kanye West,Busta Rhymes,Aretha Franklin(what a voice), Dean Martin and all those boys.James Brown!Jo Mango,Jurassic 5, Eminem, Malcolm Middleton-a true genius.Tenacious D. Otis Redding.Oh and Lou Hickey and Just Sunday-Glasgows 2nd and 5th best bands respectively.

Movies:

Dead mans shoes, fight club,teen wolf,back to the future,Team America(FUCK YEAH!!),Rocky,Things with Jack Nicholson in them(One flew over the cukoos nest,Batman,Few good Men,ooo Chinatown)Serenity,Things with Christopher Walken in them-True Romance,Welcome to the jungle. Walking Tall,Anchorman,Dodgeball,Shaun of the Dead. Things with Bogey in-The big sleep,The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca.Cool Hand Luke.I could go on and on. and on. And one day I probably will.SNAKES ON A PLANE!!CRANK!!(Get me 10ccs of Statham!!)

Television:

24(Bink Bonk),thats that out the way. House,Chapelles show,Buffy,Angel,Firefly(take mah love,Take mah land), Simpsons,Futurama,Family guy,The mighty Boosh of late,giggled like a moron.And of course the rasslin!! I have given up on Lost as I think it will last forever. Someone just tell me how it ends. Tah-dah, they were on the Isle of Man all along!!

Books:

Anything by Eric Garcia(anonymous Rex) I,Lucifer and the various Brookmyre books, like your mate down the road telling you a story. Any old stuff really, as long as its got a good story.

Heroes:

Tom3 and Peggy-.Vincent Kennedy McMahon.Jesus,JFK, Martin Luther King.Homer Jay Simpson.

My Blog

The Game

I got games, the games got no name(if you can think of one that would be ducky). Tis a very simple game: Step 1: Remove someone from your top friends Step 2: Wait till they notice and demand answers S...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:41:00 PST

Ego 6 -Section 8

Private Joker:"I think MR CHOPS!! a section 8" Private Cowboy:"Dont surprise me" Bit of the old "Full Metal Jacket" for ye there, paraphrasing slightly mind. Of late, and for a while really, people ha...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

Ego 5- These things that I've done

I was gunna do a blog about how great Tony Blair is but i dont really know from politics. Still love the fucker though-BYE TONY!! Then I was gunna do Ego 5-Dark night of the soul, about the flip side ...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

Ego 4- Bringin Ego back

AHM SO VAYNE!! AH PROBLY THINK THIS BLOG IS ABAAAHT ME!! AHM SO VAAAYNE SO VAAAYNE!!! AH PROBLY THINK THIS BLOG IS ABAAAHT ME!! DONT AH!! DONT AH!! Dont aaaaah... They usually are though. Ego- Im...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:34:00 PST

No medicinal qualities

Much like Buckfast, Just Sunday claims to have no medicinal qualities. However, after a little blast of "The window Song" and "Good in you", I feel much better. Although "Other side of the door" had c...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:08:00 PST

Ego 3- Ego Strokin'

It was either this or do a quiz or watch "Everybody loves Raymond". It will not stand. So another instalment in the "Ego" series. I hope that one day this series will be unearthed by cyber-archeolegis...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

A funny thing happened on the way to the party

And at the party. Quote of the evening goes to Col(when explaining how he met his lady) "So I turned to her and said, that guys mentally unstable"-he were talkin about me. The fuck. Ahahahahahooo...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

Celebrity Hanger On

If Google be a true indicator of fame(and I have decided it is) then I am the 2nd most famous "mr chop" in the world!! The other is an experimental/funk/electronica DEEJAY who is rather good, actually...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

Shameless attention seekery

Two blogs in one day. I aks you, only Jenx has the charm to pull it off. I fear I'll lose friends. Anyroad, as I logged on to myspace(nearly capitalised there!) for the fourhundredth time today, I&nb...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

Little Tim'may T

This were originally for Tim'mays birthday, but im so damned proud of it and its been so darned long I thought I'd share. Enjoy.   Little Timmay had a thought, a tiny timmay plan, A tiny timmay ...
Posted by MR CHOP!! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST