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Colette McKendrick

Why can't I open tubs of Vaseline?

About Me

COLETTE MCKENDRICK IS A SINGER/SONGWRITER AND PIANIST FROM GLASGOW. HER SOUND VARIES BETWEEN ROCK, FUNK AND THEATRICAL POP. IN ADDITION, COLETTE WRITES CLASSICAL MUSIC, AND RECENTLY SPENT 3 MONTHS AT NUMBER 1 IN THE CLASSICAL CHARTS ON GARAGEBAND.COM. COLETTE IS ALSO THE FOUNDER OF "BOUDICA'S BALL", THE FIRST EVER ALL-FEMALE FESTIVAL IN SCOTLAND. HER DEBUT ALBUM "ETHERIA" IS NOW AVAILABLE TO BUY ONLINE FROM HER WEBSITE (see below), CDBABY AND TOWERRECORDS.COM (USA/CANADA). IT IS ALSO AVAILABLE IN VIRGIN, AVALANCHE AND MONORAIL RECORDS, WITH FURTHER DISTRIBUTION PENDING, AND IS ALSO DOWNLOADABLE ON iTUNES AND ALL OTHER MAJOR ONLINE STORES.
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"A breathtakingly stunning debut album... While the easiest similarity would be Cyndi Lauper doing Keane, the theatrics of the music coupled with the dark undertone of on-the-surface upbeat songs harks also to Freddie Mercury and Queen... Colette McKendrick should do for pianos what KT Tunstall has done for girls with guitars. An incredible beginning." - Rick Fulton, THE DAILY RECORD
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"It really is a phenonmenal album..." JIM GELLATLY, XFM
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"One of Scotland's hottest acts." SKIDDLE.COM
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"Her fluid broken chords and etherial phrases are bound to make an impression on her already diverse audience... Will definately get people clapping." - Kirstie Swain, THE EXTRA
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"Anything involving Colette is special" DOMINIK DIAMOND
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"Colette McKendrick has created something for those of those who value intelligence in our music... Sharply observed, almost acidic lyrics show her ability to give insight to the human condition... Remarkably mature and adventurous. Without doubt, Ms McKendrick is an original." - www.BluesBunny.co.uk
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"By now the songs speak for themselves. Anyone with even a passing knowledge of the myspace site has probably been entranced by the snippets of Voyerism, Colour and Peter Pans Biggest Fan already... But tonights highlight is the song that other bands will probably beat down Colette's door and hit her with a stick for, Find Me. The latter is a song of such completely realised brilliance that the songwriters she is arguably rubbing shoulders with Tori Amos, Imogen Heap, Dresden Dolls, et cetera would whimper and scurry off into a cave should they hear it. At the next available opportunity get out and see her in an intimate venue because you wont have the chance for long. Calling Jools! " - Russell Moore, THE LICK MAGAZINE (lickmag.com)
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"Her music has loveable appeal, a sunburst of sound, positivity and a fiery attitide"- SCOTCAMPUS MAGAZINE
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"I think I love it. I'm pretty sure I do. It's perfect. At times it's jaunty, it's often heartbreaking and it's consistently beautiful. All that needs to happen now is for all of you to realise how great this album is... This is an essential buy, and possibly a Scottish album of the year" - SCENESTER PROMOTIONS, REVIEW PAGE
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"I haven't really heard anyone do something like this since Queen...with the proper note perfect pretentious 'old fashioned' pop that turns into a raging monster now and then... Very good performances and well written." - www.garageband.com
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"Just the right amount of mentalness to be capable of further imaginative leaps in the future..." - David Pollock, THE LIST
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"...Fantastic music that makes you feel good, that makes you want to learn to tapdance. It reminds you that there's still some cracking stuff in the world to be discovered and enjoyed so go taste something new... Buy Colette's album. You will regret nothing." - Fraser Cameron, JOURNALIST

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/6/2005
Band Website: colettemckendrick.co.uk
Band Members: Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Current line up; Laura Healy - Backing Vocals/ Itch - Drums/ Dave Milne - Bass/ Guitar - Arthur Izat.
Influences: I don't necessarily sound like all these people, but I suppose they've all influenced me in one way or another; Kate Bush, Annie Lennox, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Cyndi Lauper, Stevie Nicks, The Cure, Tori Amos, Nine Inch Nails, Nick Cave, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Smashing Pumkins, Skunk Anansie, Ratm, Leonard Cohen, Korn, Qotsa, Rhcp, Jeff Buckley, Michael Jackson, Dire Straits, Prefab Sprout, Sarah McLachlan, Eddie Reader, early Simply Red, Rocky Horror,The Smiths, Placebo, Portishead, Incubus, Roisin Murphy, Ten Sharp, Jamiroquai, Deacon Blue, Elton John, Andreas Vollenweider, Joe Hisaishi, Mozart, Danny Elfman, Michael Nyman, Beethoven, Philip Glass, Karl Jenkins, Mike Oldfield, Grieg... Influences on me as a person; 80's cartoons (esp the moral message at the end of He-man), LM Montgomery novels, anything to do with Georgian history, lots of different religions, the art of Dali, Toulouse-Lautrec, Monet, Vermeer, and any kind of fantsy art I can get my hands on (esp Corey Wolfe and Jessica Galbraith), my modern studies teacher when I was at school, Gandhi (my hero), cheesy Merchant-Ivory films, the faeries in my garden that give me loads of (really high-pitched) advice.
Sounds Like: Eh, it sounds like a wee chick who plays the piano and sings about stuff that really annoys her. That didn't help at all did it...
Record Label: Alicorn Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Presenting on Radio Scotland!

I was lucky enough to be asked by BBC Scotland to come in and present a show as part of the new music zone, all about women in music.  Twas a great experience! Not sure when it's going to air, ...
Posted by Colette McKendrick on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:46:00 PST

Supporting Gabriella Cilmi!

Yo.  I'm supporting the loverly Gabriella Cilmi on Monday.  It will be a rare accoustic show so get your asses down to Oran Mor!
Posted by Colette McKendrick on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:57:00 PST

SINGLE RELEASE!!!!!

Hear ye, hear ye!!! "Peter Pan's biggest fan" and "Kangaroo" with be my double A side first single!It has been released! Download it at iTunes and all the usual places and look out for the PR etc...
Posted by Colette McKendrick on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:17:00 PST

Boudica's Ball 2007

As you may or may not know - Boudica's Ball was a HUGE success!!!!  We sold all our tickets, Oran Mor was absolutely heaving and we rasied, not only the profile of women in music, but also over a...
Posted by Colette McKendrick on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST

VIRGIN LIVE IN-STORE

I just want to thank everyone who made Saturday's strange, but brilliant gig at Virgin on Argyle St a big success; especially Simon, Andy, Roddy Laker, all the staff at Virgin, and those who took the ...
Posted by Colette McKendrick on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST

XPOSURE SHOWCASE

I'll be the Xposure showcase artist on Jim Gellatly's show from 10pm every night on XFM next week, starting on Monday.  Tune in or I'll 'av ya.
Posted by Colette McKendrick on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:11:00 PST