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Lord StaticGuy III

Agent of Doom, Seaker of Truth, Master of Power

About Me

Lord Monochome StaicGuy III, M.C.S.E., A+, BS. Qualified and Registered for work on Network Computronic System. Lord StaticGuy offers advantages that are not to be had with any other Computronist. Many years experience has proved to him that a tradesman's success is commensurate with his honesty, he is therefore most desirous of gaining the gradually increasing confidence of the Public, than to excite a temporary influx of Customers at the expense of Truth. Lord StaticGuy is usally to be found below ground in vociferous and shadowy location, ensuring that all the Modern Computational System are maintained will a Full and Proper amount of Stream and Electrons. As for newer Analytic Engines it is without ostentation the Lord StaticGuy assures the Public that HIS knowledge will always be in the forefront of ingenuity.

My Live Journal

Violet Wands, SteamPunk, or Quack?

The not as current steed:

The current steed:

My Interests

Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll is all my body needs. Along with road bike riding, computers. And all forms of static, like violent wands, and televisions tuned to a dead channel.

Music:

Punk rock, Jrock, and stuff. Ya know, like Flipper, Der Karnavorikans, MDC, Manic Hispanics, DI, Dammed, Hide....

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars OT

Television:

Destroy your TV you midless fux

Books:

Quicksliver, ConFusion, The System of the World, Broken Angels, Snow Crash, Neromancer, The Illumanitus Trilogly.

Heroes:

Nikola Tesla, Robert Anton Wilson, William S. Burroughs