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jockomeano

CIAO BELLA!!

About Me


YO! WE ARE TWO TOTALLY ITALIAN BUDDIES . WE LOVE BIG BANDS , JAZZ , PERRY COMO , DEAN& FRANK AND (of course) BIG BUSTED WOMEN. WE ALSO LOVE OUR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY OUR CHILDREN. WE LOVE TO GO TO OUR OTHER HOME IN PALM SPRINGS AND LOUNGE NEAR THE POOL DRINKING CAMPARI AND NOSHING ON PARMIGIANO PUFFS.

My Interests

SLEEPING, FARTING(especially playing "pull my finger with the grandkids), EATING, WATCHING TV, PLAYING CARDS AT THE CLUB, VACATIONING- ESPECIALLY IF WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE OLD COUNTRY- VIVA SICILIA!!! OH HOW COULD I FORGET(could be the age) I LOVE COUNTING MY MONEY AND MY STOCK SHARES GO E-----. BACI BALL, BOCCE BALL, BACI BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

OTHER ITALIANS AND ANYONE WHO LOVES ITALIANS! We're looking for paisans to hang out at the social club. We want to have pajama parties, paint our toenails (shhhh....), dance to Franki and Annette records, and wear ruby red lipstick!

Music:

GLEN MILLER, TOMMY DORSEY, JAZZ, TONY BENETTE, FRANK AND DEAN, PERRRY COMO and of course, THE ADOLESCENTS!!!! our children just love this band-i can't understand a damn thing that guy is screaming about!Whatta you gonna do? But i like it good enough.

Movies:

GOODFELLAS, THE GODFATHER 1 & 2 (AND TELL ME- WHO TOLD FRANCIS THAT HIS DAUGHTER CAN ACT? SHE BETTER STICK TO DIRECTING!) MEAN STREETS (Johnny boy, a good kid at heart), RAGING BULL, Apocalypse Now, THE DEPARTED, GANGSTA #1 , LA STRADA, HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH, CINEMA PARADISO, ROCKY (the original), DIE HARD, SCARFACE, PRISCELLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT,THE MATADOR ( NOBODY CAN WEAR A SPEEDO BETTER THAN PIERCE BROSNAN) LA DOLCE VITA, AND SOMEWHERE IN TIME (in honor of the females in la famiglia).

Television:

COP'S (car chases, YEAH!!), FOX NEWS, THE O'REILLY FACTOR(JUST LOVE THOSE TALKING HEADS,BLAH, BLAH, BLAH), NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS, TELL GERALDO RIVERA TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! YA KNOW, HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF..... Get over here and let us pinch your cheeks oh man with the loud freakin' mouth! Oh yeah, the DISCOVERY CHANNEL, BIOGRAPHY, WAR WAR WAR CHANNEL!!!

Books:

Any book that looks good on the coffee table- the Bible, anything by Mario Puzo, our kid's mail, the racing gazette.

Heroes:

MUSSOLINI-he actually did some good (he made the trains run on time) before he hooked up with those damn NAZIS, the Pope, our moms, SOPHIA , GINA, ANNA AND JESUS and alla the saints and of course the Madonna- Ave Maria!