toryandbryce

once upon a land far far ago, there be two lads dwelling in the caverns. one man, he be bryce lee. one man, he be tory. until a quest was mounted, they ventured off to the land where Chuck E. Cheese was ruler. jayfer, our negro guide took us to the south capital...which is quite close to heaven and hell....on the way we met up with bob saget. he was a pirate. he battled bryce lee the ninja in a crazy ass battle...bob saget died of aids and jafer soon after. they were doing it. But then tory was in the controls of the controls and know what had to be done. Quickly he gathered himself and Bryce lee and then announced that a bear hunt was to be had. the bear had really poofy hair and his name was max. then he cut his hair and we werent shrooming anymore so...there was really no bear hunt...we just poked him with a stick....yeah. tory and bryce then got into their x-wings. when we got to Chuck E. Cheese's castle, the fucking mouse mounted a giant living gummy worm. after a long, stoned battle, chuck e cheese was defeted. they found his cocaine stash and became huge coke dealers... and owners of the Chuck E. Cheese franchize.
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