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Jackie

So... this is what makes life divine.

About Me

I bet you wish you knew.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Talk to me. Better yet, read me a chapter. It gets me going.

Music:

I bet I could out loser you.

Movies:

My VCR was my best friend for quite some time. I love Disney... almost in a sick way...

Television:

Finally got cable, but still not a huge fan... South Park makes me laugh.

Books:

I like lots of books, I don't feel like naming them.

Heroes:

Lori Petty, Brody Dalle, Jackie Gavitt (Oh, wait. That's me) and any other woman not afraid to kick you in your face.

My Blog

I saw someone else do this and I thought it was a good idea

See if you can guess who you are: 1. One of my best friends, but is dumping me, sadly. 2. Unintentionally stole one of the best things I ever had, but I still love you dearly. 3.  Constantly prom...
Posted by Jackie on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

Fuck the Astronauts

Eventually we must combine nightmares an angel smoking a cigarette on the steps of the last national bank, said to me.  I put her out with my thumb. I don't need that cheap talk I've got my own p...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

What I wouldn't give to join you.

My body is cold and all the blood has gone to my face Its nighttime now and I can see nothing above me. My toes are hurting from lack of life, And I wonder if that is how you feel... Does your body t...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

To live will be an awefully big adventure.

I really enjoy Peter Pan.  I would give anything to be able to fly to Never-EVER-land and not grow old ever.  I want to be an age where it is OK to lay on the sidewalk and people will walk a...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:12:00 PST

Jackie________

Hello, my name is _______.I _______ Jackie.Jackie is _______.Jackie and I are _______.I wish Jackie and I were _______.If I were alone in a room with Jackie, I would _______.I want ...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

Wow, I don't really know what to say...

When I came home last night I had the feeling something was off.  I all of a sudden really needed to talk to my mom, not because I was freaking out, but because I felt like she had somethign she ...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:58:00 PST

Why does this remind me of my mother?

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Posted by Jackie on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:44:00 PST

Ok, um... I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to The Cure a lot

What is the word I am looking for?  Umm... Oh right.  "I hope you're glad with what youve done to me.  I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.  You left me here, al...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:22:00 PST

Mom, I love you! HAHAHA

My mom rented Brokeback mountain last night.  I haven't gotten to see it yet so I took it up to my room where the last working TV is and attempted to put it in the DVD player.  As soon ...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

bunny bunny, you are my hero

Once there was an adorable little bunny who hopped and bopped through the cotton fields eating carrots all day long.  The people loved him and thought he was so fucking cute and sweet and&nb...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:59:00 PST