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willy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

batman type, I have been described as a cross between bruce villanch and joseph stalin, by my mom only. I am more accurately described as a hobo/drifter who does odd jobs for local freemasons. I am also a bit of an actor, having appeared in a very horrfiying little film called "junior," as a sickle wielding, dirt fearing tard. check it out, and while you're at it, watch the movie "beaches!" make it an all nighter, choco! you'll be halfway glad you did. If you are ever around these parts, stop by for my famous "bucket o' bacon!" I make it myself. thank you....

My Interests

i enjoy eating brachs autum mix, sniffing butts, neutering dogs(for a hobby only), break dancing to morrisey, wearing elvis style capes, fashioning things out of tinfoil, tinkering around your house when you are at work.

I'd like to meet:

candy stripe nurses(dirty types only, not real-life nurses) child snatching shrews and women who have alot of cats and eat cheez-its. no hairy men please(had a bad experience last time!) also, no hairless men. must NOT listen to sting. you may, however, listen to bell biv devoe, more than once.

Music:

whatevers on your radio while i'm tinkering around your house while you are working.

Movies:

american psycho, beaches, junior(i'm in it!) dolemite,stump humpers, bucket o blood, real life smoking dogs, easy cheese, the sound of mucus, jesse james meets the brain of the daughter of the pope's ghost part III, mommmas in shopping carts(three m's), hobo make out session, 28 days after 28 days later, where are all the white women at?, the jeffersons, fat chicks in partay hats, vagina auction, jason vs. lincoln,

Books:

clitoris sign language for dummies by this one lady

My Blog

seriously

i was sleeping on the couch two nights ago, and i had a nacturnal addmission,,,my owners and her friends all freaked out....come on, it was just a little cum on the couch, whats a dog to do......if i ...
Posted by willy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST