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Stu.B., adulterate beast.

Im Sofa King Monkey!!?!!!!

About Me

"evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
-Rick Moranis;SpaceBalls.

When I'm driving, I like to honk the song that's playing.
I find it socially un-confortable to be in a group of five or more people without alcohol.
Most of the time I go to far.
OH! & I'm a home-wrecking slut!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

haina ÃŽl face pe om
I don't care if they're hitched, it gives me a challenge.
Team Tipsarevic

Music:

..

Movies:

High School Musical 4: Why Haven't We Graduated Yet?

Television:

History Channel, Sci-fi, CourtTv

Books:

are where it's at.

Heroes:


Remember, Life goes by so fast you're crying by the end of the night because that morning felt like a month ago. People will come and people will go. But life moves on. Life ends. Fall fast. It means you can get back up sooner and move on.

My Blog

This is one of best poems Ive ever read.

"Dulce et Decorum Est" by Wilfred Owen 1 Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,2 Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,3 Till on the haunting flares we turned out backs,4 And ...
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST

Smell It.

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Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:44:00 PST

The happiest day of my life...

It didn't work out, but we're still pretty close.
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:10:00 PST

Thursday, June 29, 2006, 7:55:34 AM

i ate a 8 pound steak, 6 servings of Revv sticks, a foot long sausage, meatballs bigger then my tits &  56 fl oz. of Syn JellyThis Beast feast was brutal. 
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:22:00 PST

this in-dispersing mile..

I hate whining all the time, and to noone in praticular, just whining. So when someone looks at this, they'll just be "what a fucking cry-baby, like get a life or something." but you know.... I've bee...
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

Dirty Pop- N*Sync

So in the car today, i was listening to my ipod, and that song came on, and it intrigued me. I've always known the words, but it was just like i never really expressed my interest in paying attention ...
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST

Minerva, goodbye, noone got me.

Sitting there, while everyone speaks about there fabulous summers and how they make plans to spend it with each other and go visist each other in thier fabulous mansions in thier fabuous city in some ...
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

I Miss the Days...

when Avenged Sevenfold were my gods...before they disapointed me.when i had  to hide bad things i did from my parents.when friends were the only thing that really mattered to mewhen id have to sn...
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

I went to see the offical translator of the Dalai Lama

last night.Im super glad I went, it was really 'insightful' haha. But really, it made me think, and im not like Buddhist or anything, but I felt like a 12 year old Woth chick meeting Gerard or sumthin...
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

I AM REALLY FUCKING SCARED

ok,so for the past like 10 days, ive been having really horrible deja vu, like 5 or 6 times a day, maybe more. its like from i guess a "dream", or something, i cant really explain. something i already...
Posted by Stu.B., adulterate beast. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST