Headline2:Thebloodofazulu!
Headline3: That kid is really - lonely - ...and weird..Aahaha weird and loneleey
Headline4: Mom, that's gay pride Mickey - Oh, I just thought is was pretty, well that's embarrassing..
Headline5: Ew someone farted - and it kind of smells like taco bell, I bet whoever did it is laughing at that right now - raunch.
Headline6: FlugenFlagen
Headline7: I really enjoyed the ending of Golden Dreams.
Headline8: Wow, they look dumb.
Headline9: Hey, where are you going with that umbrella-ella-ella. uh...
Headline10: 'Why do you need to urbandictionary, sperm?' -
"uhh..that's none of your business... What are you, a pervert?"
Headline11: Prrrrrince Alllliiii Ali O Beeb Ali ooo...oh awkwaaard...
Headline12: As you might know my dad passed away recently, he was a great dad - Did he just say it was a great day?!?!
Headline13: Spicy and old
Headline14: Who's the goldfish now?
Headline15: I have uneven eyes, which are subject to forbidden territory of topic.
Headline16: God has to exist, if he didn't who would pop up the next tissue in a tissue box?
Headline17: I'd've held you then, but I won't hold my breath.
Headline18: "I can smell your fear, betch." '..I can smell your vagina.'
Headline19: Roooooodiiiicaa, undee esssteee garrrrrrlicc sallllltt?
Headline20: How about you uncurl yourself and fuck off and die... '...AHAHHA, woo'
Headline21: ROYGBIV, dude, ROYGBIV.
The next morning Rasputin's body was found in the Neva River.
"Mama, isn't the country better off without that vile man?"
"The country may be better off without him, dear, but when it takes a murder to rescue a country, nothing will save it."
I have strong beliefs, and a stronger right leg.
AS DISTINCT FROM EQUITY
..My profile isn't brown anymore, and as it turns out, Malibu is not in Florida..who'd have known..People tell me I look like Nicole Sullivan...thank you, it means a lot.. No matter how quiet you think you're being, someone is always around listening to you cry, and the only thing I find wrong with that, is that the reason you don't know that they were, is because they act the next day like they didn't hear a thing. Well I say a big, fat, king sized FUCK YOU BUDDY.
I say creepy things a lot, so if I say something creepy to you, don't take it to heart.
Even if it's extruuuuuuh creepy.
"It's better to follow your heart, than for regret to follow you." -a really not so bad person.
