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[ Zawmbee Beeeen ]

You're delicious in most places! - Tyler

About Me

I do not exist. I am a chick, a gamer, love gore filled movies & fart jokes, will have an eating contest with you while kicking your ass at a fps (first person shooter for the n00bs) or racing game, love going to shows & sometimes moshing, music is my life, I'm a half-elven pirate war mage, and I am attractive. I am a myth.
- I'm Miranda - I was supposed to be in a death metal band that never got a name O_o... I'd be the vocals (screamer).
- I can peel a banana with my toes and eat it.
- I've licked two people's eyeballs (Brendan & my Tyler)
- I can be pretty rude when you first talk to me, I'm not much of a conversationalist.
- I love my fellow freaks, people not afraid to be different, my close friends, music, etc... Rawr... That's enough about me.
- I'm a pirate, bitches.
Miranda's lame-ass excuse to break up:
"I don't want you to meet my parents because they are actually giant rabbits both named Harvey"
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My Interests

Spending every second I can with my Squirrel

**My images are all copywrited now, just so everyone knows... If I see myself or my art anywhere that I have not approved of, I WILL send the law your way**This is fair warning, people. Please be advised.

I'd like to meet:



- If it were possible - Sid Vicious, or Brandon Lee maybe. uh, anyone whos nice and wont keep telling me 'punk sucks'...Jon Heder... so I can have sex with him over and over and over again *laughs* I hope he wears that peacock suit and skates around first XD

Zach Braff _ _

- Someone (anyone) who brings me at least one moment of happiness in my life, at least one smile to my face, or at least one laugh to my soul...

OK people, this needs to be said... I will NOT get together with anyone for one night stands or anything like that - I have a significant other and will not "bang" you; I am not a whore nor do I "turn tricks" so I will block anyone who mails me asking to get together with them - I am NOT interested!! Just because I have provocative pics does not mean I'm a slut. so... 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110100 01100001 01110010 01100100!!!

ok this needs to be said too...

People on my friends list - Where you are doesn't matter!! I know I'm being kind of a hypocrite, but seriously... If you're own my list it means you're either family or I actually go to your page. Don't bitch about where you are or I'll move you to the bottom or possibly OFF the list. Quit being such a loser!

Music:

DETHKLOK!!!!! You ask me who my favorite musician is? My answer is Jailbait. Songs to Wear Pants To, Lamb of God, Behemoth, cannibal corpse maybe & cradle of filth, KMFDM, Manson, Children of Bodom, Judas Priest, I met tommy lee of motley crue & they put on a good show, KITTIE!!! basically any punk (SEX PISTOLS!!), tenacious d, MSI, AFI (old), i kind of like Slipknot & Korn & Mudvayne (stuff like that), the Doors (people are strange is one of my faves) and the good ol'stuff like van halen, Queen, ac/dc, black sabbath, so on and so forth... no country or hiphop! Anything else is fine... and if u dont agree with me then u can kiss my ass... The Ramones & the Clash are pretty cool.... MisFits are awesome, um... bad religion, circle jerks, against me! (thank you Karma-Joe for introducing me), DK, descendents are pretty cool, i saw Less than Jake live and i gotta say they are some of the funniest people to watch on stage (Barenaked Ladies are pry THE funniest), My Chemical Romance, operation ivy is ooook, glassjaw, the damned, has anyone ever listened to the buzzcocks? Dead Milkmen, MonRoe85, 90s music (believe it or not), did I put Streetlight Manifesto and ska?, job for a cowboy, Goodnight Nurse... I'll continue with this later.

Movies:

SLC Punk!! The Anarchist Cookbook, Sid & Nancy... Pretty much any Tim Burton film (LOVED Big Fish - Thanks to Jonny I now own it), anything with Jack Black like the PICK OF DESTINY!!, Jim Carrey, Eric Mabius, Johnny Depp, or possibly Steve Zahn, I am Sam, 28 Days Later, School of Rock, the Crow (I and III), Nightmare b4 xmas, Lost Boys, the Butterfly Effect, (anything w/horror and gore), the Alien movies, Milo and Otis, Ghost World, What Dreams May Come, Grind, Jay & Silent Bob (and anything with Jay and Silent Bob in it), Sling Blade, Cube, hypercube, sphere, Pi (i just saw it, it was weird but i liked it), what dreams may come.... and weird dark stuff (donnie darko)... Black Circle Boys is awesome... i just saw SAW and it was friggen amazing! i love it! My favorite line from Saw was "...my girfriend - who was a feminist vegan punk - broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.."... I like independent films a lot. I just watched Gypsy 83 (ok, I'm still watching it) and it's got an array of things I like *not giving you anymore information on it*... I just saw Igby Goes Down (NOT a porn), unfortunately Corpse Bride (although SO similar to a situation in my life... except I'm not dead), Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hackers, I'll add more later.

Television:

Metalocalypse, Simpsons, Invader Zim, South Park, Scrubs 3, Home Movies, Futurama, Family Guy... basically most of adult swim, Conan O'Brien, two guys and a girl, Firefly, Titus, the magic bullet infomercial, Adult Swim, old Nickelodeon shows (salute your shorts, etc), there are so many more....

Books:

Anything by Stephen King... I'm told Anne Rice books are good but i haven't read any yet. (I'm reading The Vampire Armand right now)

Heroes:

My Tyler, because he showed me that there are people that aren't out to take advantage of me... I love you darling.

My Uncle Billy (RIP), my cousin Chad, Susan (weird, huh??), my cousin Andrew, Sid Vicious (RIP), GIR!!! (Chicken hehehe I'm gonna eat you!), Jim Carrey, Criss Angel, Jerry Lewis, Dane Cook, Conan O'Brien, my buddy Eddie (I loves the Edward... mmhmm), Stephen King, Pauly Shore (hey buuuuuuuddy... I'm the weasil! Munch on some grindage!)

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My Blog

Well... Shit... *sigh*

I just got laid off... so... huzzah. I have no clue how I'm going to pay for insurance which gets taken out soon... plus this means I can't do anything, especially with gas so damn high. Thanks Americ...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

Prease to be helping me?

I'm selling little clay figures (from video games mostly... examples below are mario mushrooms) that I've made... Send me a message if you're interested and we can work something out, I can probably m...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:26:00 PST

I forgot to share these tidbits with you

I got this thing in the mail and on the front of the envelope it said "On the one hand you're a perfectly ordinary human being" then I flipped it over to open it, and I was delighted to find "on the o...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

Today <3 (part of it)

My Tyler called me... three times... while I was in a movie theater lol (blades of glory = awesome btw)... He's so cute, GOD I love my ADHD boy _>... I didn't even want him to get them off T_T... He h...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:41:00 PST

this sucks.

I'm very sore and very tired... I worked until 9 tonight and have to go in early PLUS work later tomorrow. I hate this. >_< I wanna shower so bad, but I'm just too damn tired.
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST

Tyler...

This is how I feel sometimes, Darling... you haven't got much time with me left... please make the most of it... When you were here before Couldnt look you in the eye Youre just like an angel Your...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

...

It's finally raining. I just want to sit out in the rain and let it fall all over my body until there isn't an inch of me left dry... but since I have a sinus infection, I can't... so I showered inste...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:07:00 PST

...my brain hurts...

*stewing in my own thoughts* *exasperated sigh* ... Too many thoughts just swimming in my head... At the end of everything, I'm just confused (nothing new)... I'm just staring at the cursor blinkin...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

O_o

I know what people can view this so it's just going to be a general blog... Last night was a blast.. it's been so long since I got to cause a little general chaos... just being a minor annoyance i g...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:04:00 PST

He hasn't called yet...

The waiting game is boring... I'll be up for ages,  Darling... call whenever - don't care how late. ... well... I guess he's not going to call again... *puts face in hands and sighs*...
Posted by [ Chicken Slapper ] on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST