Making "woopy" with my hot wife.
I'd like to meet Jesus. He takes out the trash at our apartment complex every Thursday and Monday. I always see him out there sweating his cofee colored skin to a glorious shine. I think "Go Jesus, you die for our sins." Then I think, "I should have tied that bag of cat poop". Poor Jesus, will you ever learn?
I am an old man that feels that modern music isn't what it used to be. But boy do I love those new emo hairdos that all these bands have these days. I do like Alice in Chains, Radiohead, Tool, Days of the New, and the not very well known and short-lived Mad Season.
Gotta love the Star Wars films, Lord of the Rings and the great modern classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Family Guy is a stroke of genius but Simspons still gets my vote for all time best (eventhough I do reconize the fact that the later seasons have lacked the writing of the first decade. LONG LIVE SHALOM IN THE HOME.
I am a fan of Stephen King. I finished the Dark Tower Series recently and greatly enjoyed it. Never before have sat on the toilet for so long. Oh and Everyone Poops. (Soon to be a made for TV movie).
You. You are my hero. I am jelous of you penis size. Is that thing even functional?