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Less Than Perfect

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

About Me

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Best Buy CouponsWell, Less Than Perfect is the title of my solo project, and why not just do myspace Music? Well I am not nearly that talented yet to do in my own opinion, and I'm sure others will agree. Anyways, in addition to my music project, I like music obviously, the same with writing poems and songs (what are songs but poems with music behind them?). I like art and my favorite artists are H.R. Giger and a chap named Cam deLeon. Nice stuff I tell you. I am quite a socialite (maybe too much of one now), so I am always chilling with my friends at bars and parties. I also love to skate, but I haven't in quite a while (work, school, music, and friends take up all my time now). I am huge into movies and videogames, what can I say, everyone has an innerdork, so fuck off! Haha, anyways, enough about me, what about you?
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba, Vida Guerra...at the same time ;) he he he

Music:

In alphabetical order cuz I have nothing better to do... 311
A Perfect Circle
A.F.I.
Adam Sandler
Adema
Against All Authority
Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
Alkaline Trio
Angels & Agony
At The Drive In
Atreyu
Audioslave
Bad Religion
Beastie Boys
Billy Corgan
Biohazard
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan
Breaking Benjamin
Brujeria
Bush
Butthole Surfers
Chevelle
Chimaira
CKY
Coal Chamber
Coheed and Cambria
Cold, Cradle of Filth
Creed
Damageplan
Danzig
Darkest Hour
Death Cab For Cutie
Death From Above 1979
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Diary of Dreams
Diecast
Dimmu Borgir
Disturbed
Down
Dream Theater
Drowning Pool
Evanescence
Every Time I Die
Extol
Faith No More
Fear Factory
Filter
Finch
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
From Autumn to Ashes
Front Line Assembly
Garbage
Glassjaw
Godsmack
Goldfinger
Gorillaz
Gravity Kills
Green Day
Green Jelly
H.I.M.
Hardin Sweaty & The Ready To Go
Icon of Coil
In Flames
Incubus
Insane Clown Posse
Iron and Wine
Jane's Addiction
Jimi Hendrix
The Jimmy Chamberlin Complex
K.M.F.D.M.
Kid Rock
Korn
Lamb of God
Life Of Agony
Limp Bizkit (only the first two albums)
Lords of Acid
LOSA
Machine Head
Mad Castle
Massive Attack
Matchbook Romance
Metallica
Ministry
Modest Mouse
My Chemical Romance
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
OPM
Otep
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Peach
Pearl Jam
Pennywise
Pigmy Love Circus
Pink Floyd
Poison The Well
Porno For Pyros
The Postal Service
Powerman 5000
Primus
Probot
Prong
Puya
Queensryche
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Rancid
Rata Blanca
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reflux
Rob Zombie
Screaching Weasel
Sepultura
Sevendust
Shadows Fall
Shootyz Groove
Skid Row
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
Soil
Soulfly
Soundgarden
Sparta
Stabbing Westward
Staind
Static-X
Stephen Lynch
Stone Temple Pilots
Sublime
Super Joint Ritual
Switchfoot
System Of A Down
Taking Back Sunday
Temple Of The Dog
Tenacious D
The Ataris
The Cure
The Killers
The Mars Volta
The Offspring
The Prodigy
The Union Underground
The Used
Thrice
Thursday
Tool
Trivium
Trust Company
Type O Negative
Velvet Revolver
Volts United
Walking Man
White Zombie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Zwan

and I'm sure there are some more that I'm forgetting...

Movies:

Aliens, They Live, Boondock Saints, Stuck On You, Donnie Darko, Saved, The Life Aquatic, and so much more...

Television:

Hmm, I don't really watch TV anymore, but Family Guy all the way, simpsons, and pretty much all of Adult Swim.

Books:

Angels and Demons, Fairy Land, Pasquale's Angel, Dean Koontz books, Paul McAulauley books, Dune series, and anything that is some funny shit...

Heroes:

Jackie Estacado of "The Darkness" fame.

My Blog

Dumb nigger, yes I said nigger, get over it.

Okay, I was just sitting here, reading up on my regular research on the development of Resident Evil 5, because of which I am hotly anticipating this sure to be superb game, and a snippet of informati...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

Like feeling sorry for a Nazi...

I was doing my usual browsing through CNN.com and I came across this story about these two little girls that were maimed on a train track.  Awwww, how sad....until I read further on.  Keep i...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

Sofa King We Todd Did Sports Fans

Okay, I know people have a passion for sports, I don't knock that.  Everybody as something that they are passionate about.  But sometimes this shit goes too far.  After all that bullshi...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:53:00 PST

A lil of this and a lil of that...

So I read this story about the "alarming" percentage of military personel who shy away from getting psychiatric help after returning from the war zone.  Apparently they are worried that it will a...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:23:00 PST

Dear Mr. Atheist...

Okay, I'm just trying to clear something up.  I'm not bashing atheism, I'm just bashing these people who call themselves atheist.  It seems I only meet irreligious atheist, and to me, they a...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:58:00 PST

Story Of My Life

Hey Mr. Rock.  Meet Mr. Hard Place.  How about I stand between you two?  I'm not very comfortable, but I can't seem to bring myself to move from this place.................................
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:05:00 PST

A mixed bag...

Okay, so in the news today, Che Guevara's good ol' buddy, Fidel Castro, finally stepped down and resigned as dictator of Cuba.  This whole beef with Cuba is a seriously mixed bag of whose fault i...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

Goddamn you Hollywood!!!!

Okay, who the fuck keeps green lighting movies starring Larry the Goddamn Cable Guy!!!  Watching this guy is as much fun as watching a tumor grow on your dick.  It's just fucking annoying.&n...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

Pulp Jesus

Okay, so I had an idea, and I already shared this idea with some peeps, so if you read this, you can just skip ahead and read it anyways if you want...Okay, so my friend Butters showed me this book he...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST

Real moral of this "Jesus" guy’s story...

If you chose not to read this like me, just skip to the end of it... THERE WAS A FIGHT IN A MCDONALDS PARKING LOT SATURDAYA LITTLE GIRL'S PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. ONE NIGHT THE DAD COMES HOME...
Posted by Less Than Perfect on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST