Films, Music, Sports... the normal stuff.
Andy Kaufmann, Kurt Cobain, Orson Wells, Carl Sagan, Albert Einstein... oh and Pauly Shore. How cool would that be. I like to imagine that one day I could meet the weasel!
Nirvana, Hum, Failure, The Pixies, The Flaming lips, Tripping Daisies, Toadies, Prince, Unkle, Tenacious D, Sonic Youth, Ken Andrews, PUSA, Eric Clapton, Tool, Starlight MInts, Beck, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Miles Davis, John Coltrain, Pearl Jam, Cake, Stevie Ray Vaugn, Blackalicious, Bloodhound Gang, NIN, Junior Brown, Johnny Cash, Weezer, Outcast, Dr. Dre, and many many more
"Wimp Lo: I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up. "
"Harry Dunne: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, he must work out. "
"Aaron: Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon. "
"Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "
"Floyd: Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man."
"Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club. "
"John Laroche: Then one morning, I woke up and said, "Fuck fish." I renounce fish, I will never set foot in that ocean again. And there hasn't been a time where I have stuck so much as a toe back in that ocean. "
"President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "
'Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck? "
"Westley: You've made your decision, then?
Vizzini: Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows, australia is entirely populated with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
"Raymond: Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said 'Don't Walk'. Have to get to K-Mart. "
Simpsons, 24, Futurama, Lost, Family Guy, News Radio, Boy Meets World, Scrubs, The Office, Heros, I Love Lucy, Weeds, Dexter, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Brotherhood, Seinfeld, and of course many many more
Too large of a selection to even try, but right now my top three authors are (in random order) 1. Orson Scott Card 2. Chuck Palahniuk 3. Kurt Vonnegut
Andy Kauffman