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About Me

Hi, I'm Dick Saunders, and I am a big deal, seriously, I am huge in Japan and I have the T shirt to prove it. I am the keeper of the Goldschlager story. Which is possibly the most powerful story known to man. Once you have heard it you are changed forever and wish with all your heart you could unhear it. So I work in the movie business, or "the business" as those of us in the "industry" call it. I have met alot of cool people, done alot of cool stuff, and I might as well come out and say it. I am pretty much just in it for the SWAG. It's hard work and and alot of times makes you angry and beatdown. And then Lou Diamond Phillips comes along grabs your balls and sniffs his fingers and suddenly it's all worth it again. (I swear to god that happened, true story). Sometimes I like doing science. Science is fun. To do science, TRUE science you need 4 things. Beakers, Saftey Goggles and a lab coat and finally a Bunsen Burner. Science is basically when you put on the saftey goggles and the lab coat, Then you take the beaker, put stuff in it put it over the burner and come by to take measurements and recordings that you scrible down in a notebook. That is how it is done. It's called the scientific method. Seriously you can look that up. So for instance. You form a hypothsis such as, I wonder if I take peanut butter and melt some GI Joes guys into it. Then trick Newton into drinking it so he will die. So you TEST your hypothesis, collect the data, And somehow hopefully find a cure for cancer. This is how science works. THE END..

My Interests

I loves me some movies. Working on them, talking about them, watching them ans so forth and so on. Fireworks. That would be my second love, a cruel mistress she can be too. I think fireworks are better than Heroin. Because fireworks explode, and heroin doesnt. Unless ya know it was cooked wrong, but that is another story for another day. Also for the record, my car is faster than yours. End of story, I dont wanna hear it. And if we raced and you beat me, my car is still faster. End of story. I am interested in telling people to Die in a fire. Because when you are going for shock factor screaming that at someone is really the only way to go.

I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests. Who are intellegent also. OR anyone with a Prehensile tail, or opposible toes. Cause that would be cool. I mean you still have to be somewhat into what I am into also Robots are cool to. I mean doesn;t really mater what KIND of robot. You could be the lonely kind that was created then you creator died and you live all alone in his mansion. Which is on the moon. Or maybe the super smart kind that plays chess all the time or like maybe just one of those helbent on the destruction of all biological life and the establishment of an all robot master race. I'm not picky really. Just about any kind of robot would be cool. Ninjas also. I mean if your a ninja send me a message or whatever and I'll send ya one back. This Especially applys to Ninja Robots and Robot Ninjas. I pefer the former over the latter though. But that is just me.So this is my short list of who I wanna work with.Chris Walken Conan O'Brien Bill Macy Wes Anderson Joel Coen Ethan Coen
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Music:

First the Local stuff: Toadies, Course of Empire, the Jump Rope Girls, Reverend Horton Heat, Flame Trick Subs, and Chomsky. Then the oldClassics: CCR, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The who, the Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Lynard Skynard, ZZ Top, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan The Legends: Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald. The New Classics: Radiohead, Bjork, Tori Amos, Dandy Warhols, Portishead, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Pixies, Violent Femmes And all the other stuff: Blur, Supergrass, Air, Stereolab, Massive Attack, Sasha, BT, Chicane, Frou Frou, Flogging Molly, Sigur Ros, Tosca, Beastie Boys, Rage Agains the Machine, Local H, Richard Cheese, House of Pain, Hybrid, Deeelite, The Cardigans, Menomena, Karate, Rogue Wave, Cary Brothers, Atom and his Package, Thievery Corp.,

Movies:

LEMME THINK. It has to have a good plot, Strong Character development, a good Director and cinematographer helps. But usually if the Name Faraley Brothers or Jerry Bruckheimer are anywhere on the film I tend to shy away. Robert Rodrigez, Wes Anderson, Quentin Terentino, Kevin Smith, and the Coen Brothers are my favorite Writer/Directors. Some of my Favorite films are, The Boondock Saints, High Fedelity, Super Troopers, The Blues brothers, Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Royal Tenembaums, Rushmore, Four Rooms, Big Lebowski, Clerks, We Were Soldiers, Requiem For a Dream, Fight Club, Pi, Seven, The Virgin Suicides, the Goonies, The Usual Suspects, Micheal Collins, Zoolander, Top Secret, The Game, Barton Fink, The Iron Giant, Hudson Hawk, Swingers, Die Hard, Party Girl, Ferris Buellers Day off, Platoon, The Great Santini, Empire Records, The Mission, Cool Hand Luke, The Hudsucker Proxy, Rear Window, North By North West, Mr Smith Goes to Washington, and lots more I can't think of.AND EMPIRE FREAKING RECORDS DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW SHANNON??????

Television:

Family Guy, Stella, Father Ted, King of the Hill, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Top Gear, ATHF, Futurama and lots o documentaries.

Books:

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Heroes:

Chuck Norris, because he had the courage to admit that I am the better man.

My Blog

Dick and Newtons LA Adventures THE COMPLETE SERIES Volume Three

Day 6 and 7&Take 2   So I typed this long day 6 and 7 bulletin on myspace yesterday. But then myspace was like, MYSPACE HUNGY and ate it. And yes I said "hungy" so that’s something else yo...
Posted by Generalisimo Dick Saundirz de la WalkerTexasWalker on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:16:00 PST

Dick and Newtons LA Adventure THE COMPLETE SERIES! Volume Two

Day 4 continued Mar 29, 2008 2:47 AM So there I am driving down the PCH (thats Pacific Coast highway for all you n00bs) toward Venice Beach. I park and take off walking. And at first I am hit by the ...
Posted by Generalisimo Dick Saundirz de la WalkerTexasWalker on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

Dick and Newton LA trip...The Complete Series!!! Volume One

LOS ANGELES HERE I COME Mar 24, 2008 4:36 AM So the last 2 weeks have kinda a lot of sucked. So Newton was like, "Hey Dick Saunders you know how I have always talked about how it has always been my d...
Posted by Generalisimo Dick Saundirz de la WalkerTexasWalker on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:03:00 PST