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jackdaw!

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About Me

"I myself am a Savage, owing no allegiance but to the King of the Cannibals; and ready at any moment to rebel against him." ~Herman Melville. ___________Aw, shucks. Whadda ya wanna know? I'm just your average Joker playing the working class Fool. I like to drink. Alot. I like backyard fireworks accidents. I like to lounge in the kiddie pool on a hot summer day. I like it when my cat fights back. I collect old jazz records, card games, and religious-related bibelots. It seems like i spend two hours a day trying to feed all the random animals that show up in my yard. Ardent Bibliophile. Latent Psychotic. When the cops pull you over, it's so hard not to just go for their gun, y'know? I wish i was a Cowboy. Horses and Revolvers. Saloons and Prostitutes. Tell it to my Six-gun, bitch. Have we all grown soft because they made it illegal to punch people? Future plans include, but are not limited to, overdosing on booze and pain pills in the bathroom of Hooters. Just for the sheer tackiness of it. Oh yeah, and they want you to know thatI got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

My Interests

coffee. booze. cigarettes. garage art hackery. gin. naked girls. fake dada. tequila. ramblin'. scotch. art. rum. books. whiskey. carnivals. rat kings. my homies. abandoned places. tintintabulation. winding streams to follow. gypsies. slow movies you fall in and out of sleep to. thunder bolts and lightnin'. oceans. being irritable. guinness. forests. npr. crows. the post-apocalyptic return of cowboys. shiner boch. buildin' shit. negro modelo. jazz bands. 1.75 liters o' gallo. tattoos. galveston. popcorn. kitty-cats. train yards. attracting wildlife. travelin'. ol' south dutch babies. walkin' around. speaking spanish very poorly. holga. new orleans. mrs baird's blueberry fried pies. everything mexican. takin' photos. san francisco. squares. french girls. fake moustaches. the amazing screw-on head. kickin' the boy's ass at super smash bros. pad thai. dickin' around. burnin' CDs from the library. snake wine. feedin' ducks. the salton sea. pokin' at dead shit. ridin' my bicycle. bitching about shit. fire. brown pants. picking at stuff on my body. snapdragon.

I'd like to meet:


Midnight Drifter CD Release Show from shannon morgan on Vimeo .

Music:

FRIENDS AND LOCAL FOLKS: Panther City Bandits, Theater Fire, Peter and the Wolf, Rene West, RTB2, Oso Closo, Telegraph Canyon, Whiskey Folk Ramblers, Eaton Lake Tonics, Kristy Kruger, Stymie, Denton County Revelators, The Naptime Shake, Thrift Store Cowboys, Boxcar Bandits, Young Offenders, Wayne 'the Train' Hancock, Restaurant, Nathan Payne, Calamity Cubes, Trampled By Turtles, Eastwood, Trapper Jon, Joe Buck, Spitfire Tumbleweeds, Plastic Assassins, End This All, West Coast Pin Ups, Nouns Group, White Ghost Shivers, A.M. Ramblers, Mariachi Inolvidable, Old 97's, Chris Bathgate, 100 Damned Guns, Switchblade Razors, Izzy Cox, Rodney Parker and the 50 Peso Reward ___THE REST: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, DeVotchKa, Django Reinhardt, Jelly Roll Morton, Violent Femmes, MadLib, Serge Gainsbourg, Gogol Bordello, Andrew Bird, Charles Mingus, Velvet Underground, James Chance, Sonic Youth, Hank Williams, Thelonius Monk, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Pogues, Taraf de Haidouks, Jaques Brel..

Movies:

spaghetti westerns and bad sci-fi. and good sci-fi. horror flicks. claymation. probably anything by Jan Svankmejer, Jean-Luc Godard, Jeunet et Caro, or Terry Gilliam. ..

Television:

Jon Stewart's Cheney impersonation. and Spongebob! ..

Books:

the grungily poetic rantings of William Bryan Massey III and the sociopathic 'haiku with picture' of el Hombre, Eric Monten Hobson, a.k.a. FAKE DADA. and these are some good books to smoke cigarettes to: the Brave Cowboy, the Clown, the Stranger, the Big Sleep, the Woman in the Dunes, Factotem, the Great Gatsby, Beautiful Losers, Journey to the End of the Night, Catch-22, the Sun Also Rises, the Castle, the Subterraneans, Slapstick, Down and Out in Paris and London, Moby Dick, Tropic of Cancer, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Emerald Germs of Ireland, Catcher in the Rye, Nausea, V., Still Life with Woodpecker, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Letters From the Earth, Confederacy of Dunces

Heroes:

other people i hold in high-esteem: Doc Holliday, Pancho Villa, Tom Waits, Maurice Utrillo, Edward Abbey, Johnny Smoke and Drinky Crow. And of course, Peanut & Scrumpy. ..

My Blog

whiskey folk ramblers strippin’

Whiskey Folk Ramblers from whitney on Vimeo.thanks whitney!...
Posted by jackdaw! on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:54:00 PST

pegasus news review of the a.m. ramblers/ whiskey folk ramblers show

I can imagine few venues that would have been better suited for last night's show than the newly opened Lola's Saloon. Occupying the space that was one 6th Street Live, the southern burlesq...
Posted by jackdaw! on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:05:00 PST

whiskey folk ramblers, in the studio...

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Posted by jackdaw! on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:23:00 PST

barney knows a good time when he sees one...

this is a reposting from a man who has proper taste in party time ettiquette. "Start off 2008 the right way....Tell all of your peeps about the craziness that was the 2007/08 cusp party. If it wasn't...
Posted by jackdaw! on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

plagiarizin’ the reb-log

*EDITOR'S NOTE:  this web-log has been directly lifted from the official web-log kept by Rebel S Nerd. parts of the tale not involving jackdaw have been omitted for you reading pleasure."We had p...
Posted by jackdaw! on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:20:00 PST

"when the bass-man talks, you best listen"

one time we was all doin some acid an i put on a jazz record i was sure that     on acid listenin to jazz i would finally comprehend just what it was to be BLACK minus the sickle-cell &...
Posted by jackdaw! on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:37:00 PST

my old curse-shaped heart

now maybe i just got a heart-shaped curse, or maybe it's just this ol' curse-shaped heart, but from the moment i laid my eyes on you... hell, baby, i've loved you from the start. i feel like i'm...
Posted by jackdaw! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

melancholy of a soul-slave beggar

yesterday was pretty, but yesterday is gone. tomorrow might be nice, might be all lilacs and fauns. but today, oh today, just keeps dragging on. something in her eyes told me to start feeling goo...
Posted by jackdaw! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tugboat heart's last voyage

i swear i got a heart like a ship-wrecked tug-boat, luggin' around all o' this junk 'til she cain't holds no more. it's damn cold out an' the first-mate done took off with my coat. he's in a lil' ...
Posted by jackdaw! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ronnie reagan rip

it's okay ronnie, you were already dead to me so, so long ago. oh, and best of luck with the rotting in hell.
Posted by jackdaw! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST