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audri

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Hi. my name is audri and i like to read, write, work and slit my wrist with a razor occasionally. i'm very much into metal which automatically makes me a satanic bitch.. i have 3 nostrils and 3 very exquisite nipples.i live in a shed in the far east of honolulu with my pet elephant, Daisy. I'm short. I'm sarcastic. I have nine other people living in my head; sometimes we get along, sometimes we don't. I can be quite contradictory, but I'm a nice person, really!! I complain and I can be rather annoying.sorry^_^ I nag, and I'm hormonal but at least I'm honest.There's much more to me than meets the eye. Its just that people don't see it because they're constantly looking over my head*_*

My Interests

music, music, and some more music. clothes/fashion, polka dots, stripes, hairbands, literature, teaching, beauty therapy, massage therapy and nutrition.interesting conversations about random subjects, mainly argumentative, philosophical or psychological, belly dancing, red and black nailpolish, books, nutella, dreams and listening to people's thoughts.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Phil Anselmo, Dimebag (R.I.P), Serj Tankian, Maynard, Brandon Flowers and George Carlin.

no snow/no alps : 'Taking my Time'

Music:

hmmm wer to start from: pantera, lamb of god, chimaira, loathe, devildriver,slit, machine head, mnemic, caliban, bleeding through, dry kill logic, slipknot, mushroom head, raunchy, bloodsimple, item, erythuria, archenemy, diecast, system of a down, disturbed, maroon, tool, soilwork, in flames, threat signal, hatebreed, the haunted, diecast, slayer, sepultura, a perfect circle,corefrequency, puscifer, 12 tribes, Strapping young lad, bleed the sky, down, as i lay dying, the killers, muse, byzantine, coheed and cambria, deftones, fear factory, kill 2 this ( in no particular order) etc...

Movies:

sin city, saw (all 4..fukin brilliant), A beautiful Mind, blow, donnie darko, once upon a time in mexico, The Shawshank redemption, reqieum for a dream, lord of war, pulp fiction, american history x, 8mm, x-men, green street ..etc etc

Television:

That 70s show, Will and Grace,Charmed, Becker, Frasier, Conan O'Brian, Jay Leno etc etc

Books:

'The Five People you Meet in Heaven'(brilliant),The Kite Runner', 'Tell Me your Dreams', 'The da Vinci Code', 'A Child Called It','The Devil's teardrop'..

Heroes:

obviously

My Blog

Have a look at this

I came across this picture today and I thought some of the girls around really ought to have a look at it. This is NOT the definition of beauty, so stop letting these people convince you th...
Posted by audri on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST

Life's fundamental philosophy

''Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. B...
Posted by audri on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

haha..sorry?:P

so.. i was feeling slightly philosophical, and after a substantial amount of thinking i have come to the conclusion that basically...... hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha hah...
Posted by audri on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST