Populus

Populus Does Rap Guy-ing .
I Have Been Doing So For The Last Nine Years , Making ALOT Of Money.
( Oh , The Sweet Smell Of Success. )
Everything I Own, I Earned . I'm Trying To Be More Simple .
Rap Is Something I Do To Make Money For Writing All Nice Like , Yup ,Yup , Yup .

( " I Owe Alot Of People, Alot . " )
I DO NOT LOVE HIPHOP .
I Love Few Things ... HIPHOP Is Not One Of Them .
No Idea , Or Ideals Should Be Personified In That Way .
And By The Way, Mos Def, Rakim, And Guru Don't Like You , Either .
( But They Love Your Paper !!! )
However , With That Written ,
I Will Not Sell/Endorse , Any Music Without True Effort ... That's A Promise .
If You Endorse This Effort , You Get Quality Product .
We Deserve That Much .
My Current Catalog Includes 6 Full-Length Releases.
( 4 Available ... With 2001's 'Able Since Prenatal'
And 2002's 'Too Tired To Die' Out Of Print .)

With Hundreds Of Live Performances Under My Belt,
( Where My Nuts Live.)
And The Help Of A Few Great Friends ,
I Have Managed To Hash Out An Ugly Ole' Character With A Deviant Charm , Warmly Embraced In Circles Of Drunken Hooligans And Literary Art Critics,
The Same .
I'am In The Business Of The Great Rip-Off,
But Not Here To Swindle You ...
Just Eager To Share Good, Relevant Music, And Be Compensated For That Effort.
Thank You For That Continued Opportunity .
pop
( Please, Allow Me To Now Revert To The Standard, myspace Music, Third-Person, Bio-Description / EPK-Style Typing ...That's Not Written By Me ... At All . See , Watch , Third Person Typing Begins ... NOW. )
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DISCOGRAPHY INCLUDES :
1999 ... populus ... ' The Smileum EP '
1999 ... populus ... ' Together We're Alone '
2001 ... Stump 'n' the general populus ... 'Able Since Prenatal'
2001 ... Joey Beezle & F-Plus ... Beezlelazation ... Feat. 'Move Quick'
2001 ... Oz Presents ... The 559 ... Feat. 'Move Quick' & 'Mistakes'
2001 ... populus ...'Punchcard 'n' Lever Machines'
2002 ... Stump 'n' the general populus ... ' Too Tired To Die '
2002 ... Stump 'n' the general populus ... ' Move Quick / Quick Move' Single
2002 ... Verbal Henchmen EP ... 'Poverty's Penpal' Feat. populus
2002 ... populus ... ' Too Tired To Climb ' B-Side CD
2003 ... Hecktik ... Kinda Funky EP ... 'Russian Roulette' Feat. populus
2003 ... F-Plus & Stump 1 ... 'The Bustop' ... 'On My Mind' , 'Fight Or Flight'
2003 ... Eleventh Hour Heroes ... 7-Song PROMO EP
2003 ... Trunks The Hypnotic ... Insert Your Color...'Fight Or Flight' Feat. populus
2003 ... Crimson Guard ... Clan Of Arashikage ... ' Revolution ' Feat. populus
2005 ... Hecktik Soprano ... No Half Steppin' ... ' Pimpery '
2006 ... Stump 'n' the general populus ... 'Things Are Looking Up' ( Initial Issue )
2007 ... Skinny Fat ... The Nipplewetter EP
2007 ... Chuck Dimes ... "A Fresh Start" ... ' Crapshoot ' Feat. populus
2008 ... DJ Hoppa ... " Network Networth " ... ' The Gargantuan Backpack '
2008 ... (UPCOMING) populus ... Ideas Aren't Action ( Available : In Just Days )
2008 ... (UPCOMING) Hop 'n' Pop ... Volume 1 ( Available 4/19/08 )
2008 ... (UPCOMING) Stump 'n' the gen. pop... 'Things... ' Re-Release (Spring)
2008 ... (UPCOMING) Skinny Fat ... ( The Island ) ( Summer 2008 )
2008 ... (UPCOMING) Hoppa Presents... CleenPop Music ... (Summer 2008)
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Oh Yeah ,
Populus Has Shared Stage, Forum , And Evening Entertainment With The Likes Of:
KRS-One , The Souls Of Mischief , Planet Asia , Defari And Tha Liks , Shock G , L.A. Symphony , Time Machine , And Many Other, Main-Stay , Staple Performers , That Will NEVER, EVER , EVVVEERR ,
Remember pop's Name.
That Padded Resume' Earned Pop The Epic myspace That Sits Before You ...
And All This Clout In The Game .
However , pop Has Also ENJOYED Doing Shows With :
Scarub & Asop Of The Living Legends , Percee P , Astronautalis , Ostrichead , Counter-Productive, The Rec League, The Metermaids, My BC Fam Peoples , Fashawn , Mustafa Saed , Who Cares ? ,
And Many , Many , More ...
( They MAY ACTUALLY Remember Him . )
Yurp . Them Dues ?
Dues Paid . Ask Uncle Sam , Wimp .
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FUN FACTS ABOUT THE GENERAL POPULUS
* populus Loves To Order/Eat Pizza, While Watching Televisions', The Biggest Loser
* populus Has Never Celebrated To The Song , 'Celebration' . He Usually Works A Dead-End Job , Too Hard , To The Song , 'Celebration' .
* populus Is Currently Seeking 2 to 4 Art School Girlfriends , In Their Early To Mid-Twenties , With Low Self Esteem , And Even Lower Standards .
* populus Is A Sucker For Both, The Veggie Tales , And Pixar Films.
* populus LOVES Hearing Fresbian's With Full Mullet , Call Each Other 'Dude'.
* populus Enjoys Making Phallic Sculptures Of Butter , And Then Hiding These Sculptures Around The Bakery He Dayjob's At , To Help Co-Workers That Are Having Bad Days .
* populus Didn't Enjoy 'American Woman' The First Time It Was Recorded , Or The Second . Bad Lenny Kravitz .
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RELEASES ( Under Construction )
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Broken Complex Presents ...
Stump 'n' the general populus'
"Things Are Looking Up"

OR
It Marks The Return Of An Every-Man Emcee.
( If By "Every-Man" You Mean, Hitting The Road For A 45-Minute Commute Every Day, Having Big Fat Puppy Dogs, Workin' Long Hours, Drinking Beers And Smoking Granddaddy , All While Writing Rhymes About Everything From Trips To Mexican Strip Clubs, Life In The Central Valley, To The Struggles Of Just Trying To Live, Then ,Yeah ... "Every-Man". )
Think Al Bundy, Rapper, Rather Than Selling Shoes.
Birthed On A Steady Diet Of 80's Pop Culture ( Oh , Punny ), Cartoons, Professional Wrestling, Video Games, Punk Rock, And, Of Course, Pizza ( Can't Forget Pizza ), "Things" Represents The Average, Above Average, Human Being. We All Have A Little Bit Of "Things" Inside Of Us: Wit, Cynicism, Frustration, Story-Telling And A Tad Bit Of Clever Poetry.
Rumor Has It That The Album Contains 22 Tracks, Told In Both First And Third Person.
Wow.
Combined With The Talents Of Central Cali's Hottest Beatsmiths, The Beat Farmers ( Hecktik and F-Plus ), Stump 'n' the general populus' Are Happy To Offer An Opus To Living Life Just To Survive.
"Things Are Looking Up" Helped Carve pop's Niche As An Emcee That Transcends The Stereotypes Usually Attributed To Blah , Blah , Yakkitty , Blah , Shmack , Rhetoric , Blah , Hip, Hopitty, Hop (Are You Still Reading This Schtick?)
He's Not Thuggin, Gang-Bangin', Slanging Drugs, Gettin' High Or Pimpin'.
( Well, Maybe He Endulges In Lil', Itty, Biddy Of Dem Last Two , But It's All Part Of His Nature. )
So You Should Buy This Mug , You Nuck-Nuck .
Thank You
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Broken Complex Presents ...
DJ Hoppa and the general populus'
Hop 'n' Pop Volume 1 ...

OR
What Do You Get When You Take Fresno's Freshest Young Emcee , And Twist Him With L.A.'s Dopest Young Veteran Beatsmith ?
I Don't Know , But If Fashawn And Evidence Ever Do An EP , I'll Hip You .

Until Then , We Are Proud To Give To You DJ Hoppa and general populus'
" Hop 'n' Pop ... Volume 1 " .
This My Friends , This, Is Like Good Plus Two Pretty Okay's .
( How Dope Is That , Huh ? )
13 Tracks Of Hot Rapness , All Hoppa Production . Touch You . It's Alright .
So , If It Was Written ,
" Like , A Ray Of Sunshine , Wrapped In A Virgin Pina-Colada "
To Describe This EP ... You Could Understand.
From The Crush Of Shoe Shopping To The Love Of Blood Letting And Pain Pills , This EP Dun Gots It All . Because , Sometimes It's Okay To Drink AND Feel Good ... And You Need Music For That , Too .
It Only Features Cleen And Mine+Us , So You Probably Won't Cop It Based On Features . But , Whatever ...
Feed pop .
So He Can Keep Wishing He Could Save Us All .
Oh, Yeah,
Hoppa Got Needs, Too .
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Broken Complex Presents ...
populus'
Ideas Aren't Action ( Free Mixload )

It Was Stated As Such ...
" I Mean , Damn pop Is Great, Sexy, And Great ... But ,
What Would He Sound Like Over A Just Blaze Joint ? "
And The Question Then Arose ...
What If pop HAD Returned That Call From Mannie Fresh , And Actually Beat-Up That Big Tyma's Beat ?
Huh ?
Ya Dig Me ?
Well , We Answered These Questions, And A Few More You Didn't Even Know You Cared You Had , And Oddly Present To You :
( For Free Download )
populus'
'Idea's Aren't Action'
Along Side The Well-Crafted Sonic Efforts Of : F-Plus , Kury , Stump 1 , Hecktik , Asop of The Living Legends , DJ Hoppa , God Size Loves' Strike III , The Market , Rob The Voice , And Counter-Productive's Skylar G , pop Dun Did A Perty Gem.
It Has 17 Million Tracks On/In It , And We've Seen Your Girlfriend Touch Herself While Reciting Lyrics To At Least Three Of Them .
So ,
As It Was Craft In The Flames Of Mortal Suffering And The Toils Of Human Grace, This Masterwork Comes Forward For Download And Promotional Graces, Lest You May Understand ... Our Mortal Brethren .

Plus , It's Fucking Free You Miserable Pukes .
Seacrest , Out .
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Broken Complex Presents ...
( SUMMER 2008 )
Skinny Fat
( The Island )

OR
Un-Save Yourself.
The Anti-Entertainment .
Island Of Misfit Toys .
Coiled.
A Nip Of The Dark Stuff , Ehh , Barkeep ?
Subtle Like A Mack Truck .
Features : Tucan ( SquareRoot ) , Trunks , Astronautalis , The Sasquatch , Rob The Voice , Hecktik , And More ... So ?
Cough A Copy .
It's Nice To Know You ,
But Me , I Don't Know How To Show It ,
Cuz' , Usually I'm Not A Good Person .
Big Shoes , Ripped Feet .
It's Nice To Know You ,
But Me , I Don't Know How To Show It ,
Cuz' , Usually I'm Not All That Well .
Cheaper Than Cancer .
Stumper Than Leather .
OK , USA .
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Find pop And Other pop Endorsed Bastards Here ...
And Here ...
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" So Shines A Good Deed In A Weary World ."
-Gene Wilder's 'Willy Wonka' ( The Real Wonka )
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Buddha Clothing.
Leaders of The New Movement.