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About Me

I'm a gunslinger, professional cartoon character, actor, and hit man... I mean woman, hit WOMAN. I live in a karmic battlefield, I do all my own stunts, and... oh yeah...(now I'm flipping you off!)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Malkovich, Johnny Depp, Robert DeNiro, Yohan, Annabella Sciorra, Ally Sheedy, Inspector Gadget, Hugh Jackman, Anthony Hopkins, and Rap Cat.

My Blog

I like bad movies

I like bad movies. No, I mean REALLY BAD MOVIES. Some other things to know about me:1: I read lips2: I speak french3: I LOVE math and science4: I am really 78 years old (and also a fibber! I'm only 29...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 00:16:00 GMT

Boot Camp For The Soul

Oh, Tony Hoagland, why did you write this poem about my soul? Tony HoaglandDoing This I'm driving back and forthon the gravel lanebefore the two-room, stucco house of the woman I love. She's inside,ma...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 08:10:00 GMT

Gandhi’s first letter to Hitler 23/7/’39

Gandhi's first letter to Hitler 23/7/'39 Dear friend, Friends have been urging me to write to you for the sake of humanity. But I have resisted their request, because of the feeling that any letter ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:53:00 GMT

again.....

To those who voted: Thank you for contributing to the society that I live in. I don't care if you cast a different vote than I did. I respect you, and your right to disagree with me. Thank you for res...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:06:00 GMT

What are you so afraid of??

1.      Spiders (I have been sampled by 5 black widows, 1 wolf spider, and one spider of unknown lineage.) 2.      living in a post-apocalyptic world ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:05:00 GMT