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Turnip

Dont put your trust in walls cause walls will only crush you when they fall

About Me

Jack Handy's deep thoughts are good for many things.... I like to use them to describe my mood./p?
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out


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My Interests

Things that are magically delicious,people who have secrets, random acts of kindness, the medial insula, cake making, organizing stuff, organizational office supplies, wondering what it would be like if my cat could talk...

I'd like to meet:

1. Mac

2. People who like to say: tops, tom foolery, that smarts, blast, dang, assy, cramudgen, squaller, ass clown, and hot diggity...OR any of the words from my "few of my favorite words" blog.

3. The person who managed to put Baby in the corner

Music:

Apparently I listen to what some may call "sad song singers." But I feel most happy when Paige sings.


Movies:

I love going to the cinema and if im feeling frisky, i'll buy some milk duds.

Television:

2 hours on monday, 1 hour on thursday, and 1 hour on sunday.

Books:

"Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

"I cannot express it; but surely you and everybody have a notion that there is, or should be an existence of yours beyond you. What were the use of creation if I were entirely contained here? My great miseries in this world have been Heathcliff's miseries, and I watched and felt each from the beginning; my great thought in living is himself. If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the Universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it."

Heroes:

"IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE HUMAN IN THE TIME ALLOTTED?" Joyce Keener

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My Blog

Finally, the ladies who camp pics

Ok...so finally I uploaded the photos to my glorious camping trip with a bunch of "clever" ladies.  We jammed out with our clams out (not pictured).check it out bitches!http://s21.photobucket.com...
Posted by Turnip on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

A few of my favorite words

Dont have a good reason as to why im sharing this info...but here is a list of some of my favorite words...they're fun to say! Yes I wasted time at work coming up with this list.PutresenceRubishMuckQu...
Posted by Turnip on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

I've been quoted!!!

oooh...somebody actually thinks im wise enough to quote...Well in this case, I think Annie is wise for thinking I am wise.  I made her headline...and im very excited...ive never been quoted befor...
Posted by Turnip on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

"The brain is a full-fledged sexual organ"

My mom is a big fan of sending me articles that she finds interesting... I enjoyed this one. I should also add that she likes to underline and highlight things..... Her favorite quote:  "De...
Posted by Turnip on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:17:00 PST

St. Patrick's Day Pics!!!

St Patty's Day was such a treat.Thanks to B and J for hosting such a fabulous drinking extravaganza!Oh there was drinking, and some dart tournament that I didnt play in....However I was the tournament...
Posted by Turnip on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates...

Actually I don't have new roller skates I have a brand new rack, a fresh pair of coconuts, a set of half the size, lifted, stitched, and perky titaaaays. I could refer to my emotional chart (provided ...
Posted by Turnip on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:41:00 PST

I miss the old school ways of yesteryear

Ok...so I forgot my damn cell phone at home today....and I hate myself.  I hate that I rely so heavily on that little piece of technology.  I remember a day where I actually had many many ph...
Posted by Turnip on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:31:00 PST

Pics from my BOOB party!

There was no better way for me to say goodbye to my sweet oversized rack than to have a party and let everyone personally say farewell.The ladies and I had so much fun and got way too drunk.  And...
Posted by Turnip on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

im about to lose all my cool points

So...these trips I have to take for work are hard and depressing at times.  Like now, its 2am and I cant sleep.  Im sitting here blogging and listening to the Best of Richard Marx collection...
Posted by Turnip on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

Home sweet home

At last...I made it home yesterday around noon.  I got the standby flight and even got a window seat, HOORAY!  I came home to my new couch then slept on it all day. I wish I could say no mor...
Posted by Turnip on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:15:00 PST