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alabama slamma

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About Me

check me out on IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2463838/resumemy space scares me. there are a lot of people. but enough about them. if i hear one more person's self-analysis, i will tell them my own. oh, i come from a traveling family of military folk. a modest bunch, whose trusted tactic of winning an argument is being louder than you. in first grade, i peed myself infront of my entire school while cheerleeding. i was the last one dancing to 'music of the night' at my prom, because i requested it. my prom date was jorge stein, the german foreign-exchange student, who emailed me months after deportation, that he would have 'had me' that night. oh jorge, where have you gone? i will never forget that infamous question, " would you like to go to a film?" Guten Tag. Shlaf mit mier. Ich bin heist. i now drink. and dream of making terribly catchy pirate music with Tom Waites. No. Seriously. For reals y'all. I like to go to the lake, go to the racetrack and crewchief my nascar raceteam, go out on the town for fun, see movies.
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My Interests

getting through the day without having been blamed for anything. for serious, that really interests me. i don't set out in the morning thinking i'm going to make some crazy lady wait a little longer to cross the trader joes parking lot, or decide i'm going to hold excessively long, awkward eye-contact with everyone. my immediate goal is to wade in the sea of ambiguity. will that make you people finally like me?
How to make a paige
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

Julie Andrews....................... please God!

Music:

The Muppet Movie Soundtrack- Rainbow Connection is the most glorious song ever, Ani Difranco, Tool, Julie Andrews, Perfect Circle, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Bright Eyes, Tori Amos, Simon and Garfunkel, and dare I say it.... showtunes. YES! Any and each and every kind, I love them all! They are all special in their own retarded way. Except Grease. Grease is too retarded to be special.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, The Forty-Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Muppet Movie, The Sound of Music, The Shawshank Redemption, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Swingers, The Princess Bride, Overboard, Splash, The Last Unicorn, Mary Poppins, Goonies, A Christmas Story, why isn't favorite plays an option?

Television:

30 Rock, the west wing (seasons 1-4), the daily show, top chef, project runway, celebrity poker showdown (i miss you), the state--

Books:

You Get So Alone Sometimes It Just Makes Sense, Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius, Generation X, The Giving tree, Where The Sidewalk Ends (my cat's name is Silverstein, he's my little Jew), Fight Club, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, The Goat, Me talk Pretty One Day, Female Chauvinist Pigs

Heroes:

jim henson and julie andrews........................... the following is for all those who over the years have wanted to see me get bitch slapped....

My Blog

The worst chaser for whiskey is tequila

Went to happy hour with some coworkers and friends last night. After a jack and coke and then a margarita, i discovered  the best of both worlds is spiking the margarita with jack daniels. T...
Posted by alabama slamma on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

Corn of Deliciousness

Hello friends, I love the holidays. And I adore this sweet and salty and creamy corn casserole that I have deemed, "Corn of Deliciousness." It's my dish every year at Thanksgiving-- the recipe is...
Posted by alabama slamma on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:26:00 PST

New voiceover!!!!!!

Hello friends,   I got another voice over gig! Listen to my soothing coos over The Girls of Indy on www.octanetv.com... I hope you enjoy.   Goodbye now, Paige...
Posted by alabama slamma on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

The new play I’m in- COME SEE!!!!

Hello friends,I am in 'The Water Engine,' a play by David Mamet, that runs Fridays and Saturdays Sept 7 through Sept 22 at 8 pm. Only SIX performances!!!!!!! I have the good fortune to be working with...
Posted by alabama slamma on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Broke

Most of the Screen Actor's Guild's initial dues are probably paid for by its members' parents, and these parents probably wish their children had chosen a different profession. And I bet these sy...
Posted by alabama slamma on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:22:00 PST

Embracing the Vocals Sections

I'm not known for my musical taste. I have accepted this fact, and have learned to hide this apparent flaw of  my personality like fat kids stash snacks. You will not find a showtune soundtrack ...
Posted by alabama slamma on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:23:00 PST

Jon Voight and Yoga

So, I was in this yoga class, aligning my chakras, as you do. And in some convoluted win-at-twister-and-look-over-your-farthest-away-hand pose, I saw a man standing at the window, watching our class. ...
Posted by alabama slamma on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:25:00 PST

Broken Flowers

Maybe when I'm old, seasoned with life, maybe I'll be able to choke down this slowly spoon-fed piece of shit. Why Bill? Why?
Posted by alabama slamma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST