getting through the day without having been blamed for anything. for serious, that really interests me. i don't set out in the morning thinking i'm going to make some crazy lady wait a little longer to cross the trader joes parking lot, or decide i'm going to hold excessively long, awkward eye-contact with everyone. my immediate goal is to wade in the sea of ambiguity. will that make you people finally like me?
How to make a paige
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
Username:
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Julie Andrews....................... please God!
The Muppet Movie Soundtrack- Rainbow Connection is the most glorious song ever, Ani Difranco, Tool, Julie Andrews, Perfect Circle, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Bright Eyes, Tori Amos, Simon and Garfunkel, and dare I say it.... showtunes. YES! Any and each and every kind, I love them all! They are all special in their own retarded way. Except Grease. Grease is too retarded to be special.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, The Forty-Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Muppet Movie, The Sound of Music, The Shawshank Redemption, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Swingers, The Princess Bride, Overboard, Splash, The Last Unicorn, Mary Poppins, Goonies, A Christmas Story, why isn't favorite plays an option?
30 Rock, the west wing (seasons 1-4), the daily show, top chef, project runway, celebrity poker showdown (i miss you), the state--
You Get So Alone Sometimes It Just Makes Sense, Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius, Generation X, The Giving tree, Where The Sidewalk Ends (my cat's name is Silverstein, he's my little Jew), Fight Club, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, The Goat, Me talk Pretty One Day, Female Chauvinist Pigs
jim henson and julie andrews........................... the following is for all those who over the years have wanted to see me get bitch slapped....