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God Hates Ugly

"You look like a group of retards trying to fuck "

About Me

Cracker Dave does the singing and plays the gee-tar, also, and this is the good stuff, he has been know to make his rent money in bus station mens' bathroom stall number 3... and has been known to play a little trumpit durring a 7-11 rampage or two. Backed up with chris da-man also on gee-tar and a back line including Tom on bass and Z on the drum kit.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/26/2005
Band Website: Yer looking at it dip shit!
Band Members:Tom = bass Z = drums Dave = voc. & guitar Chris = guitar
Influences: beer, whiskey, other medication, and an overall distaste for all things respectable
Sounds Like: A mistake wrapped in the enigma of perfection; with a creamy nuget filling of blues tinged, stoner funk rock.
Record Label: (not yet you fucking pussies!)
Type of Label: None

My Blog

7-11

     Coffee Break              It is a well known fact that 7-11 got its start in 24 hour world of business from two things:&nb...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:56:00 PST

new spin on an old hag... (thanx sheri)

     Fuck Your War   And when this war goes on for so long that no one knows what it's even called  or why it's being fought  or what it really costs...  Millions of li...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:58:00 PST

7-11

The End              If I learned one thing working for 7-11 it's that working for 7-11 fucking blows.  A normal person can't do that kind ...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:22:00 PST

Light Show Bob Rockfest '07

 To those of you who missed God Hastes Ugly last night at Rockfest, consider yourself fortunate (and a bit of an asshole, seriously, y'all need to come out see the fucking band.  Do you hone...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:40:00 PST

7-11

 Mother's Day                It ain't all white trash and poor business management at the 10 & Hayes 7-11.  Of course half of...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

7-11

     Entitlement                The new job is fucked.  My extensive training has directed me to running my new boss' ...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

Smooth Jazz

    What the fuck is wrong with the musicians that have the nerve to play the music of the beast.  Seriously.    I play a few different instruments.  If I recie...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

New Story

     New Faces                I get to see some random folks while working at a 7-11.  Each neighborhood has its own f...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST

Fuck Your War

And when this war goes on for so long that no one knows what it's even called  or why it's being fought  or what it really costs...  Millions of lives that won't have another chance  were in o...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

Something you should know already...

     I just got done watching "Eyes On the Prize" the Mongomery, Alabama bus protest edition.  I got too many thoughts on the fucking thing.  Number one, what did MLK and t...
Posted by God Hates Ugly on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST