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Eric Roberts

I'm not the fucking real Eric Roberts.

About Me

My sister is a lesser-known actress named Julia Roberts. Before I acted in films I did soap operas. In a 1981 car accident I was seriously injured and spent 3 days in a coma. My left hand ring finger was permanently disfigured. This car crash was something of a double-edged sword, as it also led to my facial features having that "rough" look that added to the depth of my characters.As a child I had a serious stuttering problem which I found I could overcome by memorizing my speeches ahead of time.After graduating the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London I became a hardcore method actor. This led to some personal problems as I found it hard to seperate my life from on and off camera. My habit of smoking weed every day didn't help matters. In 1987, I got high on coke and got arrested for harassing a woman and trying to fight a cop. They shouldn't have been fucking with me. Anyways I had to spend a couple nights in jail. The next few years kind of sucked for me as I descended into a world of drugs and self-loathing.In 1995 one day I was kind of sitting around in my apartment, I was hungry. So I went to the fridge and all I had in there was half of a week old pizza and a quart of expired milk. I stood there staring into the fridge for a while, and it was like a living metaphor for what my life had become at that point. I mean, I could have put anything into that fridge that I wanted to. If I had bothered, I could have had the healthiest and tastiest foods you could think of in there. Instead I had garbage. That's how my life was going. I could have a solid career, happy family, positive attitude. I had given it up for fucking drugs, self-hate and shit friends. It had to stop.So life has been cool since then, I'm finding my little comfortable niche in the acting field and some of my past work now has gained a cult following so I feel like I'm making my mark. Just about everything's fine. My score on The Politics Test :
Radical Libertarian
(You scored 95% Personal Liberty and 92% Economic Liberty!)
A radical libertarian believes in little to no government intervention for both personal and economic matters. A radical libertarian generally believes in one out of these two options: (1) A government that is extremely small and limited to the extent of protecting people's liberty - this view is known as Minarchism (2) No government at all, in which the private sector takes up all legitimate functions that a government would have - this view is known as Anarcho-Capitalism. Radical Libertarians tend to be strongly opposed to war, police powers, victimless crimes, foreign intervention and what they consider to be a welfare state. Radical Libertarians tend to be inspired by the Austrian school of economics, classical liberalism and 19th century individualist anarchism. Libertarian thought is individualist in nature. They try to protect both personal and economic liberty. Examples of Radical Libertarianism would be Murray Rothbard, H.L. Mencken, Ludwig Von Mises and Lysander Spooner.
Link: The Politics Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Interests

Acting, my forte is playing half-witted second bananas.Anyone wishing to request an autographed pic from Eric or simply send fan mail can use this address: Eric Roberts 12025 1/2 Ventura Blvd. Studio City, CA. 91604 USA

I'd like to meet:

I like my women like I like my Whitesnake: Slow n Easy! What's your sexual appeal?
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Music:

I was in the Killer's music video for their song, "Mr. Brightside". Also Maria Carey's "We Belong Together". Remember me being on an episode of MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch? Sigh... I didn't think so.

Movies:

Star 80, The Raggedy Man, The Pope of Greenwich Village, The Coca-Cola Kid, Best of the Best, The Specialist, The Immortals, Race Against Time, Spun, Royal Kill, A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, The Other Side Of Darkness, Runaway Train

Television:

You might remember me as having appeared in the TV movie Doctor Who in the role of the Master. I also performed the voice of Dark Danny in Nickelodeon's Danny Phantom. See if you can spot me on an episode of Hollywood Squares. I co-starred on the ABC sitcom Less Than Perfect. I was also the bad guy in an episode of CSI: Miami. South Park too.

Books:

Fuck books.

Heroes:

Jon Voight, Mickey Rourke, and of course my sister Julia.