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Patrick Llewellyn

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


The best part of this video is when the narrator says "the narcolepsy causes rusty to fall asleep when he's trying to do other things." What other things??? My dachshund has very little on his docket!

Music:

The Rolling Stones , Bowie, Velvet Underground, Iggy & the Stooges, Dusty Springfield, Roxy Music, Yardbirds, the Kinks, Nico, Dylan, The Pretty Things, Beatles, Animals, Tom Jones, Love, Nilsson , Newman, Jimmie Rodgers, the Hollies, Make Up, Mott the Hoople, Johnny Cash, Carter Family, Willie Nelson, Chuck Berry , Talking Heads, T. Rex, John's Children, the Who, White Stripes, Neil Young , the Ramones, Lulu, Grand Funk Railroad , Brian Eno, just to name a few...

Movies:

I'll be updating and adding to this. This is not a complete list but I thought I should start filling this out. You know, for the kids.
2000s: Adaptation, Amélie, Amores Perros, Auto-Focus, Best In Show, Bourne Identity , Bourne Supremacy, 40 Year Old Virgin Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2, March Of The Penguins, Ocean’s 11, Superbad, Tom Dowd: Language Of Music
90s: The Cement Garden. Johnny Stecchino (Toothpick Johnny), Le Dîner de cons (The Dinner Game), Life Is Beautiful, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Trainspotting
80s: Airplane!, Aliens, Back to the Future, Barfly, Blue Velvet, Dragon Lord, Fearless Hyena 2, The Killer
70s: Aguirre, the Wrath of God, All The President’s Men, Annie Hall, Apocalypse Now, Enter The Dragon, Frenzy
60s:The Apartment, The Birds, Blow-Up, Breathless, Hard Day's Night, The Knack (And How To Get It), La Dolce Vita, Performance, Psycho, The Servant
50s: An American in Paris, The Man Who Knew Too Much, North By Northwest, Rear Window, Strangers On A Train, Vertigo
40s:The Great Dictator
30s: City Lights, M, Modern Times (Chaplin), Sabotage, The 39 Steps
20s:The Lodger
10s:Charlie Chaplin Shorts, The Tramp

Television:

The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, Entourage, Arrested Development, Family Guy, King of the Hill, The Prisoner, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Blind Date, Chico And The Man, Welcome Back Kotter, E.R., Columbo, Banacek, Rome, The Apprentice, SCTV, Kids In The Hall, The State, Fawlty Towers, The White Shadow, E.R.

Books:

Weird.. the listing of authors I wrote has disappeared. Here go a few now (in no particular order): Vladimir Nabokov, Nikolai Gogol, Paul Auster, Philip Roth, John Barth, Raymond Carver, Hanif Kureishi, Albert Camus, Alain Robbe-Grillet, Irvine Welsh, Mark Twain, Jack London, James Thurber, T.S. Eliot, Kurt Vonnegut, John Fowles, William Shakespeare (still the King), Raymond Chandler, Nathaniel West, James Joyce, George Orwell, Flannery O'Conner, Don Delillo, Anthony Burgess, Graham Greene just to name a few...

Heroes:

Sir Richard Burton (the ethnologist/explorer/linguist, not the Welsh actor), Richard Burton (the Welsh actor, not the ethnologist/explorer/linguist), Owen Glendower (Owain Glyndwr), my namesakes Llywelyn the Great & Llywelyn the Last , Brian Eno , Bryan Ferry , James Joyce , Muhammad Ali, Pablo Picasso , Winston Churchill , Vladimir Nabokov , Paul Robeson , Harry Nilsson , Martin Scorcese , G.K. Chesterton , Mark Twain , Abraham Lincoln , John Lennon and Iggy Pop .

My Blog

Dear Digital TV Conversion Date in Feb 2009

Dear Digital TV Conversion Date in February 2009,Why are you advertising on every single channel on TV every 15 minutes? Remind us in January! We're Americans. We don't think that far ahead....
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:15:00 PST

New Word (Mac users please read)

Applecarerism: (Ahp-el-care-or-ism) (noun): The act of manipulating or lying about your apple care protected Apple product (Mac, Ipod) in order to receive an undeserved new product/repair from Apple ...
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:20:00 PST

A Conversation Piece

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Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:24:00 PST

OMG.

This has come to my attention!
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

The Rumor

I found this poem I wrote on my other computer-- it's my favorite poem, and was published in UCLA's Humanities Journal way back in 1999. It's a sestina.The Rumor by Patrick LlewellynThere's a nasty l...
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

Sex Predictor

It's scary how accurate this is.
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

Answer: The Claw

Question: How does one entertain themself with nothing but a hand and a dachshund?Thank you. This tele-play by Patrick Llewellyn & Greta K....
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST

Clutzy Cat

I have the clutziest cat in Echo Park. He's 18 lbs, and in the past week has knocked over two glasses of water and just put his foot in a full cup of coffee, causing it to splash all over my desk soa...
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:50:00 PST

I been done interviewed!

Thanks to Tony @ LAIST.COM:laist.com/2007/08/01/la_booker_inter.php
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:29:00 PST

70s History Sucked

I totally forgot how one sided the history I grew up on was. I just came across this old School House Rock video for "Elbow Room," a very breezy view of Manifest Destiny. Cause us Americans just wan...
Posted by Patrick Llewellyn on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:35:00 PST