Quinn The Jackal - ProfilesArchive

About Me

***Because it's a new year and all, I have decided I am going to TRY really hard and not use the F-word. I am also going to TRY to be good more often... I said TRY. I'm not makin' any freakin' promises!!!***HI! I'm Quinn. I'm an ACD, Aucado, Queensland Heeler, Red Heeler, Blue Heeler, Cowdog-- however the F you want to say it, it all means the same freakin' thing AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG. I am currently 3 years old, but I will be 4 in May of 2008. I live in Denver with my humans-- Ian who is my mother and Pamela who I refer to as Scratchy because she give the AWESOMEST butt scritchies in the world-- and my sister, Brandy (the alpha dog) who is a Chocolate Lab/Border Collie... a mutt in human speak. My full name is Quincey, but I usually just go by Quinn. Mum and Scratchy have a whole lot of other names they call me and most of them aren't very nice. Some of the less nasty ones are Bug, Love Bug, Red Bug, Handsome, Jackal, Hyena, Dingo Dog, Demon, Killer, Satan on Crack, and Puppy Love. The other ones are all dirty and will not be made public. This profile was made at www.wishafriend.com

My Interests

Pleasing myself, chasing things, chewing, tennis balls, sticks, used kleenex and Q-tips, running, interesting smells, food, belly rubs, butt scratches, and squeaky toys. I'm a dog, what else would I be interested in? One more thing-- being very, very, VERY LOUD!!!

I'd like to meet:

Hot bitches (REAL ones, not disgusting humans), the butcher, squirrels, rabbits, and those delicious looking things known as cats.I would also like to meet all the sorry-assed humans that abuse animals in any way, all the people that use the extremely ignorant phrase "just a dog", and Michael Vick-- I got something for all of you mothers.

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Music:

Yeh, why not?

Movies:

There are a few I'll watch-- Best in Show, Lady and the Tramp, most anything with dogs barking or howling in it.

Television:

I only like certain stuff-- the original Star Trek, some Animal Planet shows and pretty much anything on the Food Network... I LOVE FOOD!!

Books:

Books are for shredding...

Heroes:

Skidboot (RIP), the Croc Hunter (RIP), Siberian Huskies and Alaskan Malamutes, and-- dog forbid she should ever find out-- my fat assed sister Brandy.

My Blog

I ain’t been around too much and I won’t be for awhile...

We're moving this weekend. I'm not really sure what all that is going to entail yet, but I'm a little scared. I've never done it before. Brandy is scared too. In fact, she is so nervous that on Sunday...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:22:00 PST

From my Dogster diary

Everydog on Dogster (except me, cus I lived it) seems to think this is the funniest thing ever, so I thought I would share it with all of you as well. It's from the journal on my Dogster page, wh...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

Same food, different turds

Woofty-woo dogs and bitches! I hadn't checked in for awhile so I thought I'd get my blog on. Not too much is going on at the Chateau de Quince. The humans are desperately looking for a bigger and...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

Big butt Brandy the agility bitch... whooptee-arfing-doo

Well, I haven’t made a journal entry lately, so here I am. I should blog more. Maybe then I wouldn’t feel the need to be such a little dick all the time... nah, I like being a dick. I&rsqu...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST

DOG PARK!! WOO HOO!!

We finally went to the dog park yesterday! We haven't been in a really, really, really long time because we've had just enough wet weather and snow to keep things nice and muddy, which the humans do n...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

Valentines Day

I hope everyone had a nice V-Day. Me and Brandy did. It snowed a little for one thing, and also Scratchy got us some special treats, but then only gave us one each so that kind of sucked. They're REAL...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:46:00 PST

My fat sister is BRILLIANT-- for bein half Lab anyways

So last night, Scratchy was making dinner and she was standing in the kitchen at the stove cutting a couple of steaks into thin slices for steak tacos. Brandy and I were hanging out and catching scrap...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:42:00 PST

Dammit!! Ive been tagged!!

So yeh, I got tagged by the very beautiful Kiko. I'm game. Here are the rules: Each player starts with 10 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write about their things a...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:33:00 PST

WOO HOO!!

Well, it's 2008 now and I actually have a couple resolutions-- let's just see if they stick tho. In order, they are as follows: *I will try my best not to bark so much because I know it bugs the human...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:48:00 PST

Here I am!!

I haven't been around here too much. Me and Brandy have been spending a bunch of time at Dogster lately. We are co-administrators of a couple of groups on there, most notably Brandy's group that she c...
Posted by Quinn The Jackal on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:01:00 PST