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Jesus of Nazareth

I am here for Friends

About Me

IF MY LIFE WERE A MOVIE IT WOULD BE CALLED RETURN OF THE LIVING MESSIAHS

My Interests

Recently I have REALLY been into macrame. I am also into walking around, healing people and telling stories, rallying the poor to rise against their wealthy masters. I seem to be getting arrested a lot lately.

I'd like to meet:

THE END IS FAST APPROACHING AND ALL THOSE ICKY THINGS PROPHESIED IN THE LETTERS OF THE APOSTLE PAUL AND THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS AND THE OMEGA CODE ARE GOING TO START GOING DOWN. JOIN ME WHILE YOU STILL CAN.I'M SHOOTING FOR APPROXIMATELY 144,000, MORMONS NEED NOT APPLY.

Music:

Believe it or not, I don't like DC Talk, Creed, or MxPx. So stop asking. The Gregorian Chant stuff is cool if you need something to sleep to. I really like the new Modest Mouse CD.

Movies:

Look, could you watch a video of yourself being tortured for 3 hours? Right, so no, I don't like The Passion, but I was way into The Last Temptation of Christ, and I thought Life of Brian was hilarious. As far as movies not about me go I really liked the Cremaster Cycle. Dude, that guy needs some help.

Television:

I think the 700 Club is the funniest thing ever...seriously.

Books:

The Gospel of Thomas, The Dead Sea Scrolls, The Valley Of The Dolls

Heroes:

Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Socrates, Buddha,

My Blog

A SLOW DAY AT JESUS HQ

THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY SLOWLY HERE BACK AT JESUS HQ. MEMBERSHIP REQUESTS ARE SLOWING DOWN, PEOPLE AREN'T ASKING ME AS MANY QUESTIONS AS THEY USED TO. I OFFICIALLY ALLOWED JACK'S DOG TO BECOME ONE O...
Posted by Jesus of Nazareth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST